Yo mamma's so fat....

[Deterass]

your momma is so fat she sweats gravy

You should have came up with one about no kitty licking.

Your slipping .

 

[supersizeme]

She so stupid she took the Pepsi challange and chose Jif.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

yo mama's so fat she farts el niño

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Yo mamma's so fat, that when the cops see her on the street corner, they shout "Break it Up!"

 

[Code]

Yo mamma's so fat her blood type is ragu.

 

[EricDraven]

yo mommas teeth so yellow; she spit butter

 

[Moderate_THIS]

P.S.

It was not me who responded prior... I would never compromise my integrity with such foolish banter

 

[NWinters]

yo momma so small she uses Doritos for hang gliders.

 

[rula2002]

yo mamma's teeth so yellow tha when she smiles the cars slow down

 

[WhatNot51]

Your mom is like a shotgun, one cock and shes ready to blow