Yo mamma's so fat....

[sweed]

- Yo Mamma's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.


Lets hear em!

Sweed

 

[hardrock]

So blind, her house/car has prescription windows.

 

[hamstershaver]

your momma is so fat nature boy wouldnt sleep with her

 

[onerepmaximum]

She was doing box squats on the toilet and it broke. Oh wait that was gonelifting.

 

[pitbullstl]

Yo mama's so fat......she sat on a quarter, and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.......

 

[jerkbox]

She was doing box squats on the toilet and it broke. Oh wait that was gonelifting.

lol

 

[havoc]

Yo mommas house was so dirty when I walked in , a roach dropped kicked me and rat took my wallet.

 

[Deterass]

She walked out of the house in a red dress and all the neighboor hood kids yell"HEY KOOLAID"

 

[Deterass]

After we fucked i had to roll over twice to get off.

 

[hamstershaver]

your momma is so fat she sweats gravy

 

[Deterass]

your momma is so fat she sweats gravy

You should have came up with one about no kitty licking.

Your slipping .

 

[supersizeme]

She so stupid she took the Pepsi challange and chose Jif.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

yo mama's so fat she farts el niño

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Yo mamma's so fat, that when the cops see her on the street corner, they shout "Break it Up!"

 

[Code]

Yo mamma's so fat her blood type is ragu.

 

[EricDraven]

yo mommas teeth so yellow; she spit butter

 

[Moderate_THIS]

P.S.

It was not me who responded prior... I would never compromise my integrity with such foolish banter

 

[NWinters]

yo momma so small she uses Doritos for hang gliders.

 

[rula2002]

yo mamma's teeth so yellow tha when she smiles the cars slow down

 

[WhatNot51]

Your mom is like a shotgun, one cock and shes ready to blow

 

[onerepmaximum]

P.S.

It was not me who responded prior... I would never compromise my integrity with such foolish banter

Forgot to logon as Anabolicmd?

 

[spin721]

Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "DAMN!"