Woken up at 430am by my wife yelling at me... WTF?

[yonkers weights]

There I am fast asleep with my wife yelling at me and pushing me to get up. I am like WTF!!! One of my dogs, had the runs... She crapped all over the hallway outside the bedroom. It fucking stunk! So we both got up and spent the next hour cleaning up shit... She must of eaten something and it made her sick, cause she is so well trained. Not a fun morning!

Anyone with pets, did this ever happen to you?

 

[seaking420]

i would have just left it there till i got up, if she wanted to give me a blowjob @ 4:30am than its a different story.............shit clean up is for when the sun is up.

 

[yonkers weights]

I feel ya but the smell was so bad it woke her up and I am sure it would of woke me up in time. It sucked!!!

Wake up BJ's are the best!

 

[SoKlueles]

yess my dog did it once when noone was home and i came home and almost puked
had to shampoo the whole freakin carpet and light candles and stuff

 

[AAP]

damn yo home nasty.

 

[yonkers weights]

Steam Cleaned the carpet, used cleaning wipes and used candles. Still smelled when I left so I ran to the store and got a glade plug in. Hope it works by the time I get home. Yes, I blew out the candles before I left. lol

 

[yonkers weights]

And we keep it hospital clean so it annoyed the both of us!

damn yo home nasty.

 

[covergrl80]

I have a fish and a Nine year old Daughter. That is plenty.
I changed shitty diapers for 3 year though, does that count?

 

[rubberneck]

just throw paper towels over and leave for the maid!!! lol

Ever listen to Ron White?

 

[stilleto]

i'm confused.
you asked "wtf?" in your thread title, like you don't understand why she woke you, but then you explained.

so what's the problem?