Woke up next to some chick...

[lartinos]

You know that feeling when you wake up and forget what you did the night before and have some chick next to you and you just want her to disappear. I would give her a 6 out of ten, a sloppy drunken escapade. Her and her friend both waited to hookup until I got really drunk and wanted to fuck.I turned down the first one when I was somewhat sober, but after a few jager bombs taking this chick back to the crib all of a sudden seemed like a good idea.
The good thing about hooking up with a 6 is that like this girl she knew I was out of her league so what ever I say goes which is always good.

 

[drsketch]

aren't you a mexican?

 

[NEO1]

You didn't do em both? Jeeeeesh, I'm very dissapointed in you my young padawon.

 

[lartinos]

aren't you a mexican?

Yes, I'm mexican and wear leotards.

 

[rnch]

quoting willie nelson's song lyrics: "the girls all get prettier at closing time."

 

[lartinos]

quoting willie nelson's song lyrics: "the girls all get prettier at closing time."

there ya go!

 

[BMK792]

beer goggles are my favorite kind of goggles

 

[EZ_E]

You didn't do em both? Jeeeeesh, I'm very dissapointed in you my young padawon.

Yeah, really. Even if the 2nd girl is only a 5, you get a few more points for the 3 way and they average out to about 8's

 

[xrsist]

You know that feeling when you wake up and forget what you did the night before and have some chick next to you and you just want her to disappear.

sounds like you had a good night then

 

[wootoom]

the knife-heartbeats good tune