Wicked, devastating dead midget smelling gas...

[small but working on it]

Just curious what you bros use to cut down on the gas. I eat lots of protein during the day and have no seriously.... gas from the asshole of 10 thousand bastards. It is horrible. I cant even stand to smell it. What do you take to combat it anything ? Think sour milk, bad chicken and rotting corpses rolled up into a fine invisible gas that is waiting to ruin your day. Noone would ever in a lifetime claim this nastyness. I have ruined wallpaper in bathrooms.

Better yet, what do you do when you are on a date (married guys just drop ass and guys that have been with their girl a long time) with a new chick and you have to drop some anus ? I have held it in so hard, I thought I was going to blow a gasket. I have been cock blocked by protein in my day. I am only mid 30s so no jokes about geezer stuff etc....

Seriously, I cant be the only one that sits in the movie thinking of reasons to get up and drop hiroshimas in the lobby ? It seems worse when I am sitting, I get up and dont have it as bad.

I cant cut down on proteins, wont happen. Supps that actually work ? I have tried beano and uh... oh no, that shit was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway or feeding a whale a tic tac. I have tried some other gas remedies and nothing, not a bit of difference.

Thoughts ?

 

[chazk]

eat protiens you digest better.

I use designer protien and it does not cuase any gas, I used some cheap whey on sale and the shit made me a gas machine.
I can't handle soy stuff gases me up as well.
If your eating alot of dairy use lacatse pills to help with digestion.
Try to figure out what exactly is doing it could be some suace or things added in the foods you can leave out

 

[wzkid]

Yeah I had to switch around protein until I found one that didnt keep me like that.

Scifit mixed with muscle milk works for me.

You could also try to get a protein maximizer from your local health food store.

 

[Mr. Matt]

Acidophilus and digestive enzymes will help alot.

 

[xrsist]

lol @ thread name

 

[enacer420nj]

Some cheap proteins make me fart, ISOpure doesnt...You do want food as a primary source of protein it will digest better and you shouldnt be using protein powder as a primary source just a supplement. Also bad gas is sometimes a sign your body isnt absobring all of the protein, maybe your eating too much or too often...post up some diet details..have you tried beano or gas-x?

 

[joejacks]

Just curious what you bros use to cut down on the gas. I eat lots of protein during the day and have no seriously.... gas from the asshole of 10 thousand bastards. It is horrible. I cant even stand to smell it. What do you take to combat it anything ? Think sour milk, bad chicken and rotting corpses rolled up into a fine invisible gas that is waiting to ruin your day. Noone would ever in a lifetime claim this nastyness. I have ruined wallpaper in bathrooms.

Better yet, what do you do when you are on a date (married guys just drop ass and guys that have been with their girl a long time) with a new chick and you have to drop some anus ? I have held it in so hard, I thought I was going to blow a gasket. I have been cock blocked by protein in my day. I am only mid 30s so no jokes about geezer stuff etc....

Seriously, I cant be the only one that sits in the movie thinking of reasons to get up and drop hiroshimas in the lobby ? It seems worse when I am sitting, I get up and dont have it as bad.

I cant cut down on proteins, wont happen. Supps that actually work ? I have tried beano and uh... oh no, that shit was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway or feeding a whale a tic tac. I have tried some other gas remedies and nothing, not a bit of difference.

Thoughts ?

this is the funniest thread ive read in the longest time, im dying here! i made a recent post about tren ace being the culprit of terrible gas and it is! as soon as i take a shot of tren, forget it. my wife hates me but oh well. last nite i went and got some activated charcoal and a digestion pill from a vitamin store. i havent tried the charcoal yet. now ive resorted to eating a huge cupfull of metamucil at every meal to flush out my system. ive just about given up, come out of denial but im glad to know there are others out there who suffer from the same debilitating symptoms. maybe we can start a support group?

 

[GUESS]

Just curious what you bros use to cut down on the gas. I eat lots of protein during the day and have no seriously.... gas from the asshole of 10 thousand bastards. It is horrible. I cant even stand to smell it. What do you take to combat it anything ? Think sour milk, bad chicken and rotting corpses rolled up into a fine invisible gas that is waiting to ruin your day. Noone would ever in a lifetime claim this nastyness. I have ruined wallpaper in bathrooms.

Better yet, what do you do when you are on a date (married guys just drop ass and guys that have been with their girl a long time) with a new chick and you have to drop some anus ? I have held it in so hard, I thought I was going to blow a gasket. I have been cock blocked by protein in my day. I am only mid 30s so no jokes about geezer stuff etc....

Seriously, I cant be the only one that sits in the movie thinking of reasons to get up and drop hiroshimas in the lobby ? It seems worse when I am sitting, I get up and dont have it as bad.

I cant cut down on proteins, wont happen. Supps that actually work ? I have tried beano and uh... oh no, that shit was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway or feeding a whale a tic tac. I have tried some other gas remedies and nothing, not a bit of difference.

Thoughts ?

hahahahah!!! Thanks for the laugh Bro! Hiroshimas in the lobby, thats priceless....lololooollloo......fuck that priceless

 

[Caleb's Tree]

Just curious what you bros use to cut down on the gas. I eat lots of protein during the day and have no seriously.... gas from the asshole of 10 thousand bastards. It is horrible. I cant even stand to smell it. What do you take to combat it anything ? Think sour milk, bad chicken and rotting corpses rolled up into a fine invisible gas that is waiting to ruin your day. Noone would ever in a lifetime claim this nastyness. I have ruined wallpaper in bathrooms.

Better yet, what do you do when you are on a date (married guys just drop ass and guys that have been with their girl a long time) with a new chick and you have to drop some anus ? I have held it in so hard, I thought I was going to blow a gasket. I have been cock blocked by protein in my day. I am only mid 30s so no jokes about geezer stuff etc....

Seriously, I cant be the only one that sits in the movie thinking of reasons to get up and drop hiroshimas in the lobby ? It seems worse when I am sitting, I get up and dont have it as bad.

I cant cut down on proteins, wont happen. Supps that actually work ? I have tried beano and uh... oh no, that shit was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway or feeding a whale a tic tac. I have tried some other gas remedies and nothing, not a bit of difference.

Thoughts ?

Dude....GO RAW...

Seriously this homogenized milk crap is for the birds.

If you can find a place that sells raw unhomoginized organic milk, your problems are solved.

Most Homogenized milk (unless its organic) is full of antibiotics and drugs, doesn't have many of the natural enzymes you need to properly digest milk proteins. RAW milk has everything you need to digest the protein you are taking in. Since Whey is a milk biproduct, and most protein mixes are derived from whey or egg white, what would help digest it better than the enzymes in RAW milk?

Either get RAW Milk

or Organic Whole Milk.

Not that 2% crap.

The RAW will help the best, next best is Organic Whole Milk.

 

[jvilma51]

this is kinda unrelated i dont mean to hijack the thread but i piss about ever friggen 25 minutes with all the water i drink.....piss is crystal clear which is good but its just annoying i swear i cant go anywhere with out pissin lol

anyone else have this prollem?

or is it just me and my small bladder?

 

[GUESS]

this is kinda unrelated i dont mean to hijack the thread but i piss about ever friggen 25 minutes with all the water i drink.....piss is crystal clear which is good but its just annoying i swear i cant go anywhere with out pissin lol

anyone else have this prollem?

or is it just me and my small bladder?

me too, good sign though just ease up on the intake and it should subside.

 

[pappad]

this is kinda unrelated i dont mean to hijack the thread but i piss about ever friggen 25 minutes with all the water i drink.....piss is crystal clear which is good but its just annoying i swear i cant go anywhere with out pissin lol

anyone else have this prollem?

or is it just me and my small bladder?

I do I do!!!! Makes roadtrips take forever. I am the kind that likes to drive and not stop. But now it's almost every town!! Your body will get used to it over time as your tissues absorb the water. I have to pee if I just think about water!

 

[halfcenturian]

I've tried every protein powder on the market they all make me fart BAD!
Rendering Plant bad.... Dead Water Buffalo, rotting in the sun bad. Inhuman smell.
I've tried every suggestion from Gas-X to some kinda charcoal shit. A cork. FORGETABOUTIT!

 

[the_alcatraz]

I've tried every protein powder on the market they all make me fart BAD!
Rendering Plant bad.... Dead Water Buffalo, rotting in the sun bad. Inhuman smell.
I've tried every suggestion from Gas-X to some kinda charcoal shit. A cork. FORGETABOUTIT!

lol...what a ride huh?

 

[motiondo]

I've tried every protein powder on the market they all make me fart BAD!
Rendering Plant bad.... Dead Water Buffalo, rotting in the sun bad. Inhuman smell.
I've tried every suggestion from Gas-X to some kinda charcoal shit. A cork. FORGETABOUTIT!

Go down to your local vitamin shoppe - and pick up a bottle of "Sonnes #9" - it's a high concentration psyillum - about the best mfg. anywhere. It will clear out the putrid-accumulation of undigested meats, and poorly mixed undigested foods (proteins and starches) - it will pull that shit (pun intended) off of your colon walls ( the gas is the buildup from poorly digested foods)...But the psyillum is not a cure per say. It will pull the bad food and also some good bacteria from your intestines, so you will need plenty of water and some acidophillus to keep healthy flora present in your colon, which will aide in future digestion...Also, this lil addition to a regular diet, will also help with more absorbtion of protein. I say - a teaspoon, in a glass of juice just before you lay your head down at night, or at least the same thing 1/2 hour before your first morning meal...

which WILL over a relatively short period - begin to eliminate the "GAS". Take my word, and 21 years of personal experience, and helping many others...It has never failed anyone that I've suggested it to that has tried this path........

 

[LiquidPhire]

yes my ass has been so rank at work lately, some co workers are threatening a harassment file against me. Its legit bad... im almost scared something is seriously wrong with me guys.

 

[perryscoon]

this is kinda unrelated i dont mean to hijack the thread but i piss about ever friggen 25 minutes with all the water i drink.....piss is crystal clear which is good but its just annoying i swear i cant go anywhere with out pissin lol

anyone else have this prollem?

or is it just me and my small bladder?

Perfectly normal bro. Good work on the water intake. Keep that piss nice and clear.

 

[small but working on it]

Thanks for the responses. It is nice to know that I am not the only ass dropper in the scene. Everytime I see a jacked up mofo, I think to myself, I bet that dude has some seriously bad fumes around him.... I will try some of the suggestions. They sound very promising and anything that helps at all will be a major plus.

 

[gyno_matic]

I take in more than 200 grams of protein per day and don't have any gas problems. I eat 5 times a day and spread my small meals out. I drink a MetRx shake in the morning, eat albacore tuna before lunch (40 grams of protein per 5 oz. can), a 6" Subway Club double-meat sandwich at lunch, another can of tuna mid-afternoon, and another can of tuna with other canned veggies at dinner (or a grilled mahi-mahi dinner at Red Lobster with broccoli, I'm easy).