Why do women even want to get married????

[Vortexx]

Legs just gave us the anwer.

Nature has given most females the wish for children in some point of their lives.

So they need a steady participant, hence getting married. Not incidentally a lot of marriages end up in divorce after 4-5 years because this is what it takes for the kids to grow through their most critical phase of life and a lot of attention/investment from both parents is needed. After that School takes a lot of care of the children so that the female is no longer tied up and may do things like:

- get a job again
- look for another horny stud with better qualifications

 

[-SD-]

What Legs1010 said

 

[WIDELAT]

HEY BIKINIMOM I'LL BE YOUR BATTERIES ANYTIME SWEETHEART
JUST CALL ME THE ENIGIZER BUNNY.

 

[talonracer]

Bikinimom is awesome yea, but she's a freak. 99.99999999999% of the women on earth don't share her traits. I'm all for human cloning BTW. Mercy killings to Oprah, Rikki Lake, Strongchick....then we clone women like Bikinimom.

 

[Bikini Mod]

*BLUSH*

 

[Taps]

If Taps doesn't fly my entire family up to Canada, I won't be getting married!

(This is when he starts telling me how much money he is having to spend on me....if he was around anyway. But I'll have you know, I'm worth every damn penny and more!)

You might have missed my other thread, but I'm planning on spending all my money and a good chunk of yours on a new Porsche.

Fortunetly, it's got plenty of room...since buying a house is out of the question. Acutally, you might have to sleep in the trunk, but I'm pretty sure you'll fit just fine.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

forget about marriage. wait til she has your kid. ENTER YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE. The wife from hell times 100. "If there is a god, please have mercy and kill me now," Al Crazy Legs Bundy.

 

[wannabeBB]

stereotypes suck

 

[PHATchik]

You might have missed my other thread, but I'm planning on spending all my money and a good chunk of yours on a new Porsche.

Fortunetly, it's got plenty of room...since buying a house is out of the question. Acutally, you might have to sleep in the trunk, but I'm pretty sure you'll fit just fine.

I can tell you think you're cute. Too bad I don't agree. Dear.

 

[WIDELAT]

WHAT ABOUT ME PHATCHICK DO YOU THINK I'M CUTE???