Why do women even want to get married????

[TC2]

I know that not all women are like this(although most are). I was thinking about all of my friends and co workers who are married.

Almost every guy I know wishes they never got married, and are miserible(sp?). They say (and I've seen it also) that their wives change for the worse. And I'm not talking about just the people who got married young either.

The major complaints I get and have seen once a women gets married are:

1. diminshed sex drive or no sex drive at all (sex is almost a chore to women now). This is goddamn bullshit!!!

2. rapid weight gain (they have a man now,so no need to keep up their looks) This is goddamn bullshit!!!

3. removal of the testes, ie a man can't seem do anything without the wifes approval. this is fuckin lame!!

4. constant bitching, ie the man can't seem to please her no matter what he does.

So I ask the women, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN WANT TO GET MARRIED?????

 

[Robert Jan]

i dont see any use in marrying in any situation.
to each his own tho

 

[Japanese machine]

heres tip for everyone. before embarking on marriage, take a close look at your fiancee's mother your inlaw. do you like her? is she a good person? does she keep up with her appearance? etc.......because 90% of the time they WILL turn out exactly like the mother. ofcourse they're are exceptions, but i was told this by a wise man, and the more i try to see it in couples, the more i do, so to speak. does this make sence?

 

[velvett]

What's the different between a girlfriend and a wife?


........about 40 pounds.





What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?


.... about 40 minutes.

 

[Advaik]

Main Entry: mar·riage
Pronunciation: 'mar-ij also 'mer-
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English mariage, from Old French, from marier to marry
Date: 14th century
1 an excuse to fuck the same person more than once.

 

[TC2]

Velvett don't get me wrong, men have their faults too. but women(not all) always have a drastic change after they get married.

 

[GenetiKing]

heres tip for everyone. before embarking on marriage, take a close look at your fiancee's mother your inlaw. do you like her? is she a good person? does she keep up with her appearance? etc.......because 90% of the time they WILL turn out exactly like the mother. ofcourse they're are exceptions, but i was told this by a wise man, and the more i try to see it in couples, the more i do, so to speak. does this make sence?

Very true. I have seen this bear out many a time.

Also, with half of today's marriages ending in divorce and a good portion of those still married remaining so for the wrong reasons, the sensibility in tying the knot diminishes even further.

I don't trust most women. The majority of the ones I know (and unfortunately evey single one I have ever dated) were/are whores and lie constantly.

 

[velvett]

Velvett don't get me wrong, men have their faults too. but women(not all) always have a drastic change after they get married.

Darlin' -

I'm not picking on either sex...

Just get a real kick out of the joke.

 

[TEXgrl]

i would agree with parts of that, but i've seen my fair share of men balloon up too......

 

[Advaik]

Velvett don't get me wrong, men have their faults too. but women(not all) always have a drastic change after they get married.

Men don't have faults, what the hell are you talking about? Men were put on this world to keep women at bay. I say fuck with the ugly bags of shit that are attached to my beloved pussy. From this day forward I renounce women!

Fuck... that probably came out wrong... oh well no time to check what I said.