why cant i meet a mature guy

[puddlemonkey]

I was bout to say..... your fleshlight must be taking a beating

Yeah, but she'll get a break tomorrow night. How's your pillow holding up?

 

[puddlemonkey]

I've had a moral problem doing that; I try to be honest about what I want and what I'm looking for which is why I'm single.

Honesty is overrated


What I usually tell a girl when I met her is I don't date. Not, "I'm not looking for a relationship", just flat out, "I don't date". For whatever reason that seem to translate into = challenge!

 

[puddlemonkey]

April is a hawt woman but I didn't breach the friend boundary when she tried to make her move. We would talk for hours about her relationship issues, with monkeys of various creeds(no offense puddles), and she would claim, "Why can't I find a good looking guy that is successful like you."

If that is the one you posted pics of I'd totally hit it.

 

[ceo]

because you're a stripper?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O8lhF3BU-s&feature=related

why can't I embed this shit?

 

[all the whey]

Honesty is overrated


What I usually tell a girl when I met her is I don't date. Not, "I'm not looking for a relationship", just flat out, "I don't date". For whatever reason that seem to translate into = challenge!

You are more honest than the avg "nice guy". Who acts says and does all the bullshit for sex.

lol I always say "I don't date" also.

 

[javaguru]

If that is the one you posted pics of I'd totally hit it.

Yes, this is April...

 

[all the whey]

If that is the one you posted pics of I'd totally hit it.

I didn't see the pics.


But, I would probably hit it.


EDIT. Saw the pics. Would hit it.

 

[javaguru]

Honesty is overrated


What I usually tell a girl when I met her is I don't date. Not, "I'm not looking for a relationship", just flat out, "I don't date". For whatever reason that seem to translate into = challenge!

I agree, what gets you laid gets you elected to political office. Probably why I never practiced law.

 

[all the whey]

I agree, what gets you laid gets you elected to political office. Probably why I never practiced law.

What kind of place does she dance at?

 

[javaguru]

What kind of place does she dance at?

It's a high end club in Columbus; She only works days because she doesn't have to deal with the overly creepy fuckers. I spent an hour talking her down from a situation where a tiny Asian dude threw a lot of money at her and said,"Bigger girls need attention too." She's a 5'9" chick and I think she took the comment the wrong way....she interpreted it as a fat comment.