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chris302001
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agreed!
I'm no CW, or Golden Delicious, and this chic I met in Jacksonville Florida, gave me one look, scared the shit out of me. The hawtest hands down, chic I have even talked too. Half brazilian Portugese, she had me at hello. It was my friend Marcus who, is a flat out pimp, a former DB who played at Louisville, who was checking her out. Out of my league I knew, so why try. Dude she was totally up on me. Every night we would go out, this playa would get all the looks, so this night, I was fucking ecstatic. Called her for an entire week. She's not even a model, but at the time worked as a dancer, bartender. She was not a stripper, just danced at this club called Deviate. Her name is Sagried and owned me from the start. This was when I was 26, last year in JVille. Anyway, after 6 days of me just pestering the shit out of her, met up with her at her after hours bar gig, and she was so torched, we ended up making out in my car. Her friends, wouldn't let me leave with her. Fucking hatez
Holy shit, though ya know. I met her and then one night is all the time I got to spend with her. I did get to enjoy a makeout session of like an hour, which was the best hour of my life. The next day I thought I was golden. She basically blew me off, so I kept calling, Swingers style, leaving messages that I was in love with her... real desperate shit. Yeah, kewl it wasn't. However, hands down, this is by far the hawtest I have made out with. Hitting it, my shit would be more Woody Allen then D Angelo. Her shit was so beautiful, made my shit feel fucking grotesque. Damn.
Holy shit, though ya know. I met her and then one night is all the time I got to spend with her. I did get to enjoy a makeout session of like an hour, which was the best hour of my life. The next day I thought I was golden. She basically blew me off, so I kept calling, Swingers style, leaving messages that I was in love with her... real desperate shit. Yeah, kewl it wasn't. However, hands down, this is by far the hawtest I have made out with. Hitting it, my shit would be more Woody Allen then D Angelo. Her shit was so beautiful, made my shit feel fucking grotesque. Damn.
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shrimp poboy
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I woke up next to a pair of trannys with matching 5 oclock shadows once does that count?
I'm no CW, or Golden Delicious, and this chic I met in Jacksonville Florida, gave me one look, scared the shit out of me. The hawtest hands down, chic I have even talked too. Half brazilian Portugese, she had me at hello. It was my friend Marcus who, is a flat out pimp, a former DB who played at Louisville, who was checking her out. Out of my league I knew, so why try. Dude she was totally up on me. Every night we would go out, this playa would get all the looks, so this night, I was fucking ecstatic. Called her for an entire week. She's not even a model, but at the time worked as a dancer, bartender. She was not a stripper, just danced at this club called Deviate. Her name is Sagried and owned me from the start. This was when I was 26, last year in JVille. Anyway, after 6 days of me just pestering the shit out of her, met up with her at her after hours bar gig, and she was so torched, we ended up making out in my car. Her friends, wouldn't let me leave with her. Fucking hatez
Holy shit, though ya know. I met her and then one night is all the time I got to spend with her. I did get to enjoy a makeout session of like an hour, which was the best hour of my life. The next day I thought I was golden. She basically blew me off, so I kept calling, Swingers style, leaving messages that I was in love with her... real desperate shit. Yeah, kewl it wasn't. However, hands down, this is by far the hawtest I have made out with. Hitting it, my shit would be more Woody Allen then D Angelo. Her shit was so beautiful, made my shit feel fucking grotesque. Damn.
That's surely a brazilian girl, I know because I live and work among them, not meaning to say that I'm player... but I have dated a few... And I know what you mean when you say she was the best you ever h(e)ad... LOL
I'm glad you never met her again, because those girls can dig out your heart and leave you to die... this way you only have good memories about her...
Did I mention that my gf is brazilian and I'm portuguese?
Dude that is crazy, I was so whipped instantly. Yeah, she was fierce. Man, you are a lucky man. I was wanting fucking settle down like after 10 days dude. Man, I always made fun of dudes who were couldn't see shit straight cause of chics. Holy shit, I was just shy of doing whateva she wanted. Like, if she asked me to join the Heaven's gate cult, fuck man give me a robe and lets talk shit to the sun, or whatever the fuck they do. Ya know.
No Saibot, I can tell just the way you communicate you got game, no homo. I got a tiny bit, -not really- but my shit has been shot down more than John Starks in the 1994 Finals shooting 3/19 from beyond the 3 point line. Marv albert in the back ground saying AT SOME POINT JOHN HAS TO STOP SHOOTING, Yeah, my overeager nature has blown more chances than I care to remember.
Oh well.
Every man has like a short period of glory. Well that was mine. Nimbus, after one night of meeting her I wanted to take her home to the parents, and settle down and make brazil-asians. After one night of glory, I thought my shit was Enrique Iglesias, called then next day and within 4 days.. of her not returning my calls and me just being a total desperate douche... I went from Enrique Iglesias to the Big Lebowski of mojo.
LOL, thanx for the props. I know you are with the chic that caused your whole situation,which by the way, U did the most honorable thing possible.
I know what U were looking for, but its gotta be the whole package. for U. I can relate to this.
I later reflect on this situation, and yeah, a dude who really knew what he was doing and how to handle himself, would not have lost this account. Oh well.
