Indian chic wins... Favorite Ex takes the cake
Close second is a sharon stone lookalike... bish was crazy though. Dated her for like 3 weeks, before her ex, crazy ex marine kept threatening to kill me.
Sex was transcendental, but yeah... not worth that. Plus she had a personality that was like a character sharon stone would play. Seductive, Neurotic, and Crazy as tits. Undergrad adventures... oh well.
Third was a model I met in Florida that just used me as drunken make out tool. Called her the next day, and yeah she tossed my shit to curb. Chic was mixed latin/English... kinda looked like a taller poor mans' Shakira.
I remember after she gave me the cold shoulder on the phone, I hung up. and muttered whore... to myself. I guess its only funny if you were there. I mean the irony of the whole thing... I suck, neva mind.