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mrjoker5150
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This is the "This guy/girl/group sucks ass" thread.
Allow me to start.
Sean Paul. What the fuck is this assclown saying. It sounds like a white guy doing an impression of Shaggy, to some club shit-ass beat. T minus two minutes and counting until this douchebag's 15 are up.
Kid Rock. When did he become Lynyrd Skynyrd?
Limp Bizkit. It's over dog, go home. Disappear into obscurity.
Metallica. You screwed yourselves in the ass with the whole Napster thing. Then you come back with St. Anger? Are you nuts. That was the worst possible time in your career to come out with a noncommercial record. You needed three top ten hit singles on this album, you got zero. In fact your album didn't even crack the top ten. Metallica needs to go away for five to seven years, and then come back with a reunion tour.
Kiss. How much money do you guys need. Haven't you fished this lake dry yet. How many tours can you do, with no new material? We get it, you guys make money. You suck as musicians, but you are willing to put your names, logos, and likeness on anything. Look, a Kiss icecream scooper!
Van Halen. You guys need to get Sammy back in the band, pronto. (I don't even want to hear about DLR. If you like DLR, you obviously know nothing about music, so your opinion is worthless.)
Allow me to start.
Sean Paul. What the fuck is this assclown saying. It sounds like a white guy doing an impression of Shaggy, to some club shit-ass beat. T minus two minutes and counting until this douchebag's 15 are up.
Kid Rock. When did he become Lynyrd Skynyrd?
Limp Bizkit. It's over dog, go home. Disappear into obscurity.
Metallica. You screwed yourselves in the ass with the whole Napster thing. Then you come back with St. Anger? Are you nuts. That was the worst possible time in your career to come out with a noncommercial record. You needed three top ten hit singles on this album, you got zero. In fact your album didn't even crack the top ten. Metallica needs to go away for five to seven years, and then come back with a reunion tour.
Kiss. How much money do you guys need. Haven't you fished this lake dry yet. How many tours can you do, with no new material? We get it, you guys make money. You suck as musicians, but you are willing to put your names, logos, and likeness on anything. Look, a Kiss icecream scooper!
Van Halen. You guys need to get Sammy back in the band, pronto. (I don't even want to hear about DLR. If you like DLR, you obviously know nothing about music, so your opinion is worthless.)
