Who has THIS sick bug in their house..?

[strangebrew]

I hate ants. They're bastards. They literally try to eat you. They arent biting you for self defense, or stinging you because you invaded their space, they're actually trying to make a meal of you!

teach em a listen and eat them instead.

 

[Seashell]

NoDaddyNo, you must be LOVING Bermuda then, they have much worse bugs than where you lived before, no? For the most part, warmer temperature = freakier bugs. The flying roaches are sick!!! That was the worst thing I've stepped on, it was huge, and made the loudest CRRRRRUNCH!

Okay no more talk of bugs, I'm getting shivvers, what moron started this thread anyway?!

 

[rvd_brock]

I had an apartment a few years ago that had a lot of them. I prefer that to a roach. One just ran across the wall here at work.

Sorry for hijacking this thread, but I just gotta say you're really hot Lucid .

You too, Seashell

Get Raid......it rocks thos fucking centipedes. Just spray it around all of your doorwas, and nooks and crannies, as well as window edges. It works wonders.......tons of dead insects before they get into your house.

 

[WODIN]

I read that the average person eats at least a pound of bugs in there lifetime while asleep.

 

[RottenWillow]

There was this one at band camp one of the other girls in my bunkhouse woke up with a beatle (Paul I think) crawling down to her eardrum. She jumped up screaming and ran to the door of our house and jerked the doorknob completely off trying to get out. Our counselor had to come and let her out and take her to the ER to get the thing out.

Being sillyassed 12 year olds the rest of us slept on our sides with our pillows over my head for the next few nights.

 

[lucidblue]

Sorry for hijacking this thread, but I just gotta say you're really hot Lucid .

Thanks

In a pinch you can always use Lysol... centipedes don't like that either. Other than that, spray all over with Raid or hire an exterminator (if you're in apt, tell the manager you want an exterminator there monthly).

 

[jerkbox]

I read that the average person eats at least a pound of bugs in there lifetime while asleep.

protein....


one of those centipedes was hanging upside down underneath my overhead kitchen cabinets right above my blender when I was mixing up a shake once....I probably wouldn't have noticed if he fell in....


i usually let em be, because they supposedly eat other bugs and shit....if I find one in my mouth in the morning, I just wash it down with some flax and a little bit of OJ.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

NoDaddyNo, you must be LOVING Bermuda then, they have much worse bugs than where you lived before, no? For the most part, warmer temperature = freakier bugs. The flying roaches are sick!!! That was the worst thing I've stepped on, it was huge, and made the loudest CRRRRRUNCH!

Okay no more talk of bugs, I'm getting shivvers, what moron started this thread anyway?!

For a week or two here we had a series of one type of bug that would crawl in under our sliding glass doors and then its whole life seems to consist of rolling over on its back, and then flicking its wings so that it would fly way up in the air and then land either on its feet or its back. Either way, it would eventually be on its back and again and flick itself again.
It was about the size of a quarter and it would flick itself well over a foot into the air - made a little click sound on our tile floors.

One night I was tryiing to fall asleep and I heard something buzz by me. I turned on the lights to find a flying cockroach had gotten in through the AC system.
I smashed it in a paper towel and went back to bed.

There is a huge ant problem here - and after the hurricane it sent them into some sort of uber-ant mode and they were everywhere.
Raid's ant spray is my new friend - and supposedly the pyrithons (sp?) that are in it aren't bad for humans but are for ants.
Some action on GABA that directly hits the ants nervous system but doesn't fuck with humans.

The railroad trail, which I run on, has hanging branches and roots and leaves that then have spider webs between them - so I'm constantly batting at my face while I run, brushing the spider webs off - from a distance I likely just look retarded.

 

[big_bad_buff]

7.....I have seven of them

 

[Seashell]

She jumped up screaming and ran to the door of our house and jerked the doorknob completely off trying to get out.

Bwahahah!!! That would have been me, I totally and completely lose my MIND if there's a bug on me, with that hairy centipede I put a "dent" in the drywall smacking one with a shoe. My roommate was like "Umm..it's not an elephant!!!"