Who has THIS sick bug in their house..?

[from zero]

Bwahahah!!! That would have been me, I totally and completely lose my MIND if there's a bug on me

lol. I'm sort of like that. My friend is hilarious. There was a very small flying insect, like a gnat or something, that flew near his face. He swung at it a few times like a little girl, then fell off the couch. Funniest thing I've seen in a while.

I have a few hilarious insect-related stories.

 

[Seashell]

He swung at it a few times like a little girl, then fell off the couch.

LMAO, I love when stuff like that happens. To other people. My best friend did something similar when we were at an amusement park, some tiny flying thing landed on her and she threw her gravy-covered french fries all over the both of us. Thank you! *lol* I wanna hear your other insect-stories.

 

[tuc biscuit]

A wasp attacked me last week when I was in the middle of unleashing my brown bombers on the toilet, I had nowhere to run or hide.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

We've got scorpions,vinagaroons,black widows,and huge ass cockroaches which move at the speed of light around here...Good thing I have a couple of cats who kill anything that crawls on sight.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

I have a couple of cats who kill anything that crawls on sight.

Hope you don't have any babies in the house.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

LOL,nope kids all beat the shit out of the cats and terrorize them...It's a trickle down effect.

 

[c-sharp minor]

Heh.

One good thing about living in -40 temps.

The insects can't hack it.

 

[from zero]

I wanna hear your other insect-stories.

There was a wasp in my basement. So, being the hero I am, decided to rid my house of it. I took a broom, and squashed it against the door. I removed the broom, only to find that it was apparetly invincible. I dropped the broom and ran upstairs as fast as I could, and locked the door behind me. lol

Another time, I was taking the trash out. It was a warm day, so I didn't have a shirt on. Anyway, going back inside, a large, weird ass looking thing landed on my chest. I stopped for a second, swung at several times, again, like a little girl, and proceeded to run inside.

Hilarious.

 

[Seashell]

BWAHAHA! Zero you're too funny!! I would have loved to see either of those!

You actually locked the door on a wasp? *lol* Because a) they can use doorknobs and b) they can't fit UNDER the door? *LOL*

I once went on a full-throttle, screaming and arm-flapping sprint all through the condo, only to discover, it wasn't one of those hairy-centipedes on my back, it was a piece of string. Oops. False alarm. Scared the begeezus out of my roomates too. They appreciated that.

 

[Devastation]

Not me...we have a few lady bugs and boxelder(sp?) bugs.

more than likely those aren't lady bugs. they're an asian beetle that looks like a lady bug