Which Celebrity Could Kick Your Ass?

[sermon_of_mockery]

I wanna beat down elizabeth hurleys husband,can't remember his stupid name right now.

hugh grant!

 

[The Syndicate]

chuck Zito

Definately agree, His book was great 2!!

 

[The Unjust]

I forgot about Zito. I believe he actually kicked Van Damme's ass at Scores in NYC. Personally, I would like to break Eminem's nose.

 

[gymtime]

None

Except Gary Coleman. And I don't mean little "Diff'rent Strokes" Gary Coleman. I mean badass department store security guard Gary Coleman.

But other than that......none.

 

[spentagn]

Segal has apparently achieved the highest rank ever for a white boy in his discipline. He's into the spiritual, feel good side of martial arts, as evidenced by blockbusters such as On Deadly Ground.

 

[FLASHMAN1]

>I believe he actually kicked Van Damme's ass

Not really. It was actually a quick cheap shot when van damme came up to his face, and then all teh bodyguards stepped in and broke it up. And that's Zito's own words. Said he had no choice but to punch him b4 Van Damme had any opportunity to start using his legs.

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I wouldn't call it a cheap shot... Van Damme stood up, took off his glasses and put his hands up... The reason he couldn't use his legs is because he was standing behind a table... Zito struck first because he knew that if Jean got the chance to use his legs, he would've been in trouble. And the one that really broke it up was Mickey Rourke. It wouldn't have escalated any further because Jean-Claude was flat on his back seeing stars.

 

[Ingram]

I think Mike Tyson would beat me to a bloody pulp.

 

[Y_lifter]

Anyone that know anything about Aikido would realize that it is a primarily defensive art.

As bad as Segal looks now, you probably still would not be able to touch him.
You would likely wind up on the floor in a wrist lock or smashing into a wall behind him when you charged.

I have seen Old Old dudes evade like 3 big dudes attacking them and not throw a punch themselves.

 

[MFMan]

David Spade.

 

[KA-BAR]

None of the peeps listed so far would last 1 min with an average well rounded NHB Fighter. And I think its funny how I used to hear people at work talk about how tough van damn is and how he would beat the shit out of most anyone. Belts are bullshit and so is karate.