Which Celebrity Could Kick Your Ass?

[speedy5978]

Manute bol possibly.Other than that none.

 

[rjl296]

anybody from days of our lives

 

[Testosterone boy]

I'd like to see Leonardi DiCaprio decapitated. His presence has ruined several good movies. I'd like to see Gangs of New York, alas it has Leonardo.


I have never been so bewildered as to how someone became a star. He has NO star quality. Zero.

 

[Serenity Head]

How about that big ass fucker from Green Mile/Scorpion King.

Latemier from the Program could probably do some damage as well.He just keeps getting bigger and bigger.Did you guys see him in Any Given Sunday. Shit that guy is one big, strong mofo

 

[The Shadow]

Zito.....on the other hand I could take Calista - I wish-someone-would-feed-me-a-Whopper Flockhart

 

[circusgirl]

Segall ain't shit. martial arts is about discipline, look at those triple chins he has. He even looks like a sissy. I honestly would love a good throw down with him.

Another person I would love to have a go at is that Amazon bitch off of Jackass. In the movie episode where they titled it Ass Kicked By Girl.. I would love to have a shot at her. She looked like she could take some punishment. Did you see her feet? They were all bent out of shape with the toes overlapping and at 45 degree angles.

There are plenty of fat martial artists out there. I've seen some pretty big guys move REAL FAST. Seagal, BTW, is one of the very few westerners to open his own dojo in Japan, and do reasonably well out of it. Plus, he stood up to the mob (no, not his movies, in real life) so I'd respect him for that. Seagal wouldn't kick the folks on here's asses, he'd just break their forearms in 5 different places .

Female celebrities I wouldn't like to take on, well, Tonya Harding is likely to be real strong due to the skating, and a bitch to boot, I would just run like fuck if she came after me... Madonna is very strong too, all that dancing, and I wouldn't like to piss her off....

 

[beefybull]

None

Thats a pretty bold statement, my Iron Flag brotha.
What do you think about Mike Tyson? I'm sure he'd kill the average person. Still, I think if I'd exclude pro fighters, pro wrestlers, & all other athletes, I'd be hard pressed to find a normal celebrity who could hang with me in a brawl. Theres a few but not many.

 

[beefybull]

I saw that one video of Mike Tyson charging Lennox Lewis at that press conference. Total blood in his eyes. Damn i'd hate to be on the other side of that force -- so yes, Tyson would be scary.

plus Tyson has his huge black 300lb bodyguards with him, so even if you somehow beat him up, you'll still get your ass pounded big time within 7 seconds.

-= nav =-

Total blood? LoL Nav. Actually, the event was planned/staged. Tyson was to walk over to Lewis, Lewis and him would have a stare down, then things would progress as normal. One of Lewis' bodyguards apparently didnt get the message or understood wrong, so when Tyson was walking towards Lewis, he stepped out in front, then put a hand on Tyson. Tyson knew this wasnt part of the plan, so he started swinging. The melee was set off b/c of Lewis' bodyguard. The video is online & on Kazaa. I'll admit, the total blood look did appear when the bodyguard touched him.

Also: Tyson at 35 is stronger & faster than probably 90-95% of the people he sees, so he'd be one tough mothertrucka.