where can i find a strong topical anaesthetic?

[p0ink]

ok, i really need to wax my upper body, because i like running shirtless better than having a retarded tan.

so, i tried waxing on its own, and it fucking hurts like all hell. i will be standing there, in my bathroom, sweating profusely before and after each strip is pulled.

i tried a topical anaesthetic, but 1% lidocaine doesn't work for shit. and to make matters worse it contained lanolin, so now the waxing shit won't work.

so...the strongest stuff i have found is a 4% topical solution, but i was hoping for something a bit stronger...like 10-20%.

anyone have any ideas?

 

[jerkbox]

hmm, i doubt without a prescription you'll be able to get anything like that.....

maybe you could crush up some aspirin or something and make an ointment....a lot of topicals like icey hot use that.....dunno, good question.

 

[p0ink]

dammit...and i work with docs, but i don't want them thinking i am some sort of fucking homo, which they will, when i ask for a script to wax body hair...

 

[p0ink]

hey, ancillary guys or whoever else is running the current, quasi-legal operation...here is a new product idea for you.

you can buy lidocaine powder in bulk, mix it with a water/alcohol combo, and sell it specifically for this purpose.

 

[jh1]

I got some tubes of lidocaine from the hospital.

 

[jh1]

You can't load up on lidocaine for topical use like that.. it'll eventually get to toxic levels in your blood. I think.

not sure how much it would take...

 

[p0ink]

hmm...gayness.

so far the best, most cost effective is a product called dermacool...it's for pets.

 

[jerkbox]

dude, just stop being a pansy.....girls do this on their assholes for christs sake

 

[p0ink]

i take back the dermacool - it's 1.5 % and 4 oz.

and secondly, i think my asshole would hurt a lot less than my chest. seriously.

 

[Spartacus]

right on