When I was young, I used to pray to God asking for a bicycle every night.

[WODIN]

I use to pray to make my dad stop drinking and beating us. Sure took his fucking time about it.

 

[Lumberg]

I use to pray to make my dad stop drinking and beating us. Sure took his fucking time about it.

Sometimes even God needs a little push in the right direction.

"God helps those who help themselves, my child."

 

[WODIN]

Sometimes even God needs a little push in the right direction.

"God helps those who help themselves, my child."

Those who help themesleves, help themeselves. God just says...Good doggy.

 

[AAP]

Those who help themesleves,

Usually end up in jail for self defense.

 

[jerkbox]

i must have asked god for a cleveland steamer.....cuz he's been shitting on me ever since

 

[Buddy_Christ]

God Hates Us All.