When I was young, I used to pray to God asking for a bicycle every night.

[Lumberg]

Then my mom explained that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bicycle and started praying to God for forgiveness.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i'm sure you've done a lot worse since then.

 

[AAP]

I prayed to God for muscles and a partner that was witty, rich, drop dead gorgeous, great in bed, and had a high oxygen sense of fashion, culture and design.

Since God doesn't work that way, I turned to drugs and homosexuality and just decided to ask him for forgiveness instead.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

damn, i'm glad i stopped doing drugs many years ago then.

 

[AAP]

it's that pot... it will turn your ass queer every single time

 

[Buddy_Christ]

it's that pot... it will turn your ass queer every single time

POT TOO?! oh shit! no wonder i stole my girlfriend's jelly dong and....uhhh.....nevermind.

 

[Sub-Zero]

POT TOO?! oh shit! no wonder i stole my girlfriend's jelly dong and....uhhh.....nevermind.

its hilarious that she posts here and reads everything we say!!!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

its hilarious that she posts here and reads everything we say!!!

which is exactly why you might wanna watch it.

 

[Sub-Zero]

thats what i was hinting at.

its just the girl/wife/sister/mom cracks are just tooo eZ

 

[Lumberg]

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