when a lie just keeps on growing lol

[binö]

fug me.
on this personal dating site i randomly joined i put my profession as military...it was a list you had to pick from and my job wasn't listed so it was the closest thing i thought...stopped going to the site a few months ago, and all the sudden last week this chic starts im'ing me.
we talked the flow was good...exchanged pics, hot black girl, busty, ect.
and she asked me if i was in the military and i said yeah, thinking it score some points.
told her i was in the air force cause there is a base in vegas.
and suprize, she's in the national guard lol.
i had to hit up the air force wiki entry to name drop some bases...and she wants to meat tommorrow night for drinks.
i'm gonna keep the lie going though, all the way to the end of long island george constanza style

discuss

 

[puddlemonkey]

I hope she pwns you!

 

[Lambruh]

just go in alter ego and lie about everything in your life, even what you ate that day, etc...

 

[walliwalibus]

That's gonna be hard to get around bro, and wiki isn't much of a help LMAO..... pics of before and after please....LOL

 

[binö]

what a tangled web we weave

 

[puddlemonkey]

what a tangled web we weave

As long as it still catches bugs who the fuck cares?

 

[binö]

As long as it still catches bugs who the fuck cares?

i'm more of a pitcher bro, no catching

 

[puddlemonkey]

i'm more of a pitcher bro, no catching

I'll drink your milkshake

 

[hurricane]

fuck it go to the electic chair lying if u have to .. dont ever admit u lied!!

 

[binö]

fuck it go to the electic chair lying if u have to .. dont ever admit u lied!!

if she wasn't in the guard it would be no problem.
you could stump me on even the smallest thing, like rank.

 

[snacky cake]

LOL...that's okay, she'll probably show up weighing 50 lbs more than her pics, too.

HTH

 

[stilleto]

i would tell her that you really aren't in the military.... you're in the CIA and can't really discuss your real job, so you're forced to make something up that sounds relatively close. if she asks you anything, say it's classified. On your next date, tell her you quit the CIA and now you're a... (what are you? a fireman?) fireman.

problem solved.

 

[Razorguns]

You mean you don't get 10,000 emails from women from russia and women who want you to come visit their webcam???

r

 

[-SD-]

"remember bino, its not a lie if you believe it."

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

bahahaha that's so awesome.

subscribed I really want to see how this goes for you bino!

take her down!!

 

[ortiz34]

fug me.
on this personal dating site i randomly joined i put my profession as military...it was a list you had to pick from and my job wasn't listed so it was the closest thing i thought...stopped going to the site a few months ago, and all the sudden last week this chic starts im'ing me.
we talked the flow was good...exchanged pics, hot black girl, busty, ect.
and she asked me if i was in the military and i said yeah, thinking it score some points.
told her i was in the air force cause there is a base in vegas.
and suprize, she's in the national guard lol.
i had to hit up the air force wiki entry to name drop some bases...and she wants to meat tommorrow night for drinks.
i'm gonna keep the lie going though, all the way to the end of long island george constanza style

discuss

olololololaaaaswwwesome

 

[binö]

going on tonight with her.
maybe i over thought it...if i don't bring it up, it doesn't have to dominate the convo.
i'm gonna try skirting the matter...

 

[Mr. dB]

This can't end well.

 

[ortiz34]

going on tonight with her.
maybe i over thought it...if i don't bring it up, it doesn't have to dominate the convo.
i'm gonna try skirting the matter...

you are screwed
get drunk
say you got delisted for second hand smoke drug test failure(tweeds)
Now tell her you are a firefighter and you'll be fine
take her to burger king
they love that shit

 

[binö]

you are screwed
get drunk
say you got delisted for second hand smoke drug test failure(tweeds)
Now tell her you are a firefighter and you'll be fine
take her to burger king
they love that shit

i'm moving in a few weeks bro.
so regardless of what happens it can't last.
i'll be gone all summer...i'm riding it out.
i'm an nco firefighter in the air force
and i'm getting laidddddddddddddd

 

[puddlemonkey]

i'm moving in a few weeks bro.
so regardless of what happens it can't last.
i'll be gone all summer...i'm riding it out.
i'm an nco firefighter in the air force
and i'm getting laidddddddddddddd

I hope she gives you some unidentifiable disease.

 

[nimbus]

make her show you a tit during dinner; captain's orders

 

[stosstruppe]

Half way through the meal, stand up, pull your dick out of your pants & with an impatient look on your face scream at her indignantly "Well it's not going to suck itself!!!"

 

[chewyxrage]

how'd it go, scammer?

 

[binö]

how'd it go, scammer?

i stumbled once big time.
she asked me where i went to basic at...i struggled and said fort brag north carloina...but i think it's in s.carolina

fug i hope she didn't catch that

 

[1500]

i dont think they do basic there, but you were right though. it's fort brag NC

 

[nefertiti]

Fort bragg is army, though. or does that not matter? I don't really know the ins and outs of how the military is set up.

 

[nimbus]

there is an afb right nearby if you need to weasel your way out.

also next time tell her you're commander of the 10th panzer division

 

[*ebony*]

Half way through the meal, stand up, pull your dick out of your pants & with an impatient look on your face scream at her indignantly "Well it's not going to suck itself!!!"

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[needtogetaas]

just go in alter ego and lie about everything in your life, even what you ate that day, etc...

LMAO I forgot how good chat is.. Think i will chill out here tonight.

 

[binö]

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you should seen it ebony, i rawkstarred this princess in the sack.
she had sweet mirrors on her closet door so i could do the fist pump and watch myself as i was knocking it from behind.
my pale skin on her black skin (she was real dark) was hawt as fugg

 

[needtogetaas]

i stumbled once big time.
she asked me where i went to basic at...i struggled and said fort brag north carloina...but i think it's in s.carolina

fug i hope she didn't catch that

lmao They don't even do basic there. Your fucked

 

[*ebony*]

you should seen it ebony, i rawkstarred this princess in the sack.
she had sweet mirrors on her closet door so i could do the fist pump and watch myself as i was knocking it from behind.
my pale skin on her black skin (she was real dark) was hawt as fugg

hahaha. well next time don't forget to invite me so i can see

 

[nimbus]

you should seen it ebony, i rawkstarred this princess in the sack.
she had sweet mirrors on her closet door so i could do the fist pump and watch myself as i was knocking it from behind.
my pale skin on her black skin (she was real dark) was hawt as fugg

lol

 

[Smurfy]

lol

omg hahahaha