when a lie just keeps on growing lol

[snacky cake]

LOL...that's okay, she'll probably show up weighing 50 lbs more than her pics, too.

HTH

 

[stilleto]

i would tell her that you really aren't in the military.... you're in the CIA and can't really discuss your real job, so you're forced to make something up that sounds relatively close. if she asks you anything, say it's classified. On your next date, tell her you quit the CIA and now you're a... (what are you? a fireman?) fireman.

problem solved.

 

[Razorguns]

You mean you don't get 10,000 emails from women from russia and women who want you to come visit their webcam???

r

 

[-SD-]

"remember bino, its not a lie if you believe it."

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

bahahaha that's so awesome.

subscribed I really want to see how this goes for you bino!

take her down!!

 

[ortiz34]

fug me.
on this personal dating site i randomly joined i put my profession as military...it was a list you had to pick from and my job wasn't listed so it was the closest thing i thought...stopped going to the site a few months ago, and all the sudden last week this chic starts im'ing me.
we talked the flow was good...exchanged pics, hot black girl, busty, ect.
and she asked me if i was in the military and i said yeah, thinking it score some points.
told her i was in the air force cause there is a base in vegas.
and suprize, she's in the national guard lol.
i had to hit up the air force wiki entry to name drop some bases...and she wants to meat tommorrow night for drinks.
i'm gonna keep the lie going though, all the way to the end of long island george constanza style

discuss

olololololaaaaswwwesome

 

[binö]

going on tonight with her.
maybe i over thought it...if i don't bring it up, it doesn't have to dominate the convo.
i'm gonna try skirting the matter...

 

[Mr. dB]

This can't end well.

 

[ortiz34]

going on tonight with her.
maybe i over thought it...if i don't bring it up, it doesn't have to dominate the convo.
i'm gonna try skirting the matter...

you are screwed
get drunk
say you got delisted for second hand smoke drug test failure(tweeds)
Now tell her you are a firefighter and you'll be fine
take her to burger king
they love that shit

 

[binö]

you are screwed
get drunk
say you got delisted for second hand smoke drug test failure(tweeds)
Now tell her you are a firefighter and you'll be fine
take her to burger king
they love that shit

i'm moving in a few weeks bro.
so regardless of what happens it can't last.
i'll be gone all summer...i'm riding it out.
i'm an nco firefighter in the air force
and i'm getting laidddddddddddddd