When a chick you went out with three years ago e-mails you this...

[borris]

sounds like your ex is a nerd

 

[puddlemonkey]

Nerdy girls are hot

 

[ceo]

dude we have the same first name wtf???

 

[GoldenDelicious]

you left ehr with a good impression/memory and she wants to interact with you again. since you got sexy before, im leaning towards thinking that shes thinking that way again also

yia

 

[Megalomaniac]

Dude screw what everybody else said there is only one explanation.

You spent too much time talking politics and not enough time in the bedroom.

 

[biteme]

She needs her ego stroked.

 

[Gymgurl]

She stills feels guilt over dumping you and is just trying to relieve it by being nice

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

...and now you're back... from outer space.
I just walked in to find you there with that look upon your face.

 

[vixensghost]

Dear Shan,

You're startin to remind me of the Pampers diaper that won't break down in the dump after three year's.

Not haulin trash again,

Brian

 

[heavy_duty]

Dear Shan
I'm home now, you bring the rubbers and beer.
see you soon
Bri.