Whats the stupidest thing you have seen at your gym

[Buff_Lover]

A couple of months ago, I had the leg press loaded with 26 plates. I had just finished my third set and got up to walk it off. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a pretty, out of shape blonde girl walk up to the machine, sit down and start to release the rack. A PT who was working with a client who was close by "RAN" up to her and screamed, "What are you, an IDIOT? That's over 1200 lbs your gonna unlock." She burst out into tears as I literally crawled back to the machine, so I could apologize (for not realizing she was an idiot, I guess...) We were both in tears, although mine was from laughter.

She still won't talk to me.

 

[Dantes]

-This sick old fat lady, who has cream cheese legs and wears black socks just under the knees, and short shorts... fucking disgusting! She does cardio ED, and is still fat as fuck! Please cover up bitch.

-Obvious heavy, heavy juicer who is huge, but fat as hell. Wears a tight, tight wife beater to show off massive gut, deep purple stretch marks, and cystic acne. Spends 3 hours in the gym sociallizing and doing half reps.

-Guys who feel the need to curl in the squat racks, or even worse on the platforms which are for Olympic lifts and Deads.

-A skinny guy who loads up 5 plates a side on the squat rack, huffs, puffs, throws a fit.. then does 1/16th reps for amazing tripples and slams the bar when re-racking. The funniest thing is he almost bails everytime from unloading the weight.

-Guys in general who act tough because they can move heavier weights in shitty, shitty, half-assed form. I always think to myself "toughguy, you haven't even done a rep yet" or "I'd like to see you without your spotter doing 80% of the work"

 

[Moe]

When I used to work out at the campus gym during drad-school ,there was this thing who would come in and, well, make me work harder at not killing him than anyone I have ever met. Without fail, he would walk in, go over to the bench, put 225 on the bar and do 3/4 reps...5, 6, 7 sets...I don't know. Between each set he would almost yell about how tired he is and how he thinks that the school was out to get him, and that people are a bunch of racists.

The first time you see it, it is almost comical...after a month it is unbearable, and after that it is purely torture.

So...I tell him one time, "Keep your mouth shut, fuck-for-brains", and walk away. Guy blows up...not at me mind you, but at the "establishment".

I graduated soon thereafter, and he was eventually kicked out of school for some kind of misconduct.

Anyhow, I moved out of that state for a year and recently moved back to take a new job. So, I join up at a local Powerhouse. Lo and behold, guess who's there??? Damn straight.

Now, when I see him, I (and everyone else) still gets to hear how tired he is, but now he complains about he has Anthrax and STDs and proceeds to cough loudly in a frail attempt to gain attention.

If you don't happen to hear from me on the board for a while, it may just be because I murdered this little fuck and have thrown in the houskow.

--MOE

 

[ripped103]

i love the guy in my gym that comes to the gym dressed as if he was going to a club.dress pants, tight shirt hair done,cologne.all he does is go to the machines where girls are and try to flirt with them.of course it never works because behind his back they all make fun of him.but its the same shit everyday.

 

[eric88]

i just remembered one more. when i was a senior i used to lift with the football players. the coach's name was Chet Bonner. With a name like that you can imagine how terrible he is. Well he about 5'10 175lbs with a beer belly. He used to put 135lb on bench and do 8 reps then jump and scream in the face of all the 125lb 9th graders. it was funny shit.

 

[xmoulton508x]

There's this guy at my gym who comes in and has these enormous coke bottle glasses and big pot belly. He walks around sniffing a pencil and punching stuff. When he's ready to do his set he looks in the mirror and tells himself " You're better off dead, " and things of the sort. He's just weird.....

 

[wrj]

people who dont train legs.

Yes! There are so many people at my gym (Goodlife in Windsor) that have decent upper bodies but tooth picks for legs. What a frickin joke. "I'm 5'10", weigh 210# and have 20" quads and 20" bis, but I'm the shit" You're a TOOL buddy! God that bothers me.

WRJ

 

[wrj]

A couple of months ago, I had the leg press loaded with 26 plates. I had just finished my third set and got up to walk it off. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a pretty, out of shape blonde girl walk up to the machine, sit down and start to release the rack. A PT who was working with a client who was close by "RAN" up to her and screamed, "What are you, an IDIOT? That's over 1200 lbs your gonna unlock." She burst out into tears as I literally crawled back to the machine, so I could apologize (for not realizing she was an idiot, I guess...) We were both in tears, although mine was from laughter.

She still won't talk to me.

That's some funny shit!

WRJ

 

[wrj]

I dont know about retards in the gym, but lately there has been this one hot ass girl that keeps distracting me in the gym. In my gym the hammer strengths are right next to the stretching area and it seems like everytime I am over there she has to come over there and start stretching. She doesn't just do normal stretches either,for instance she will turn her back to me, bend over grab her ankles and start moving back and forth in a "fuck me" like motion and then turn around and give me a big smile. Everytime she does it I pop wood and have to quickly move so she doesnt see it. Makes for an interesting work out but really distracts the fuck out of me. I know this doesn't really fit in ths thread but thats the only out of the ordinary gym story I have.

LMAO bro. Say something to her will ya!

WRJ

 

[HorseBalls]

.....same gym as last time, different story. This other clown stumbles out of the rain and into the gym to do some hacksquats. Hes clearly retarded because he begins his set with a plate a side, but has neglected to notice that hes standing on a painted checkerplate platform with wet shoes. He did one rep before his feet flew out from under him and he landed flat on his ass. Club goes silent. someone laughs loudly at him.