Whats the stupidest thing you have seen at your gym

[pizano]

atleast 7-8 years ago these two small little dicks thought they were the shit, pulled into the parking lot of the gym [windows in front of gym, so you can see the parking lot] One of them opens his door and hits the car next to him. For what ever reason he thought it was funny so he pulled the car door closed and slamed the door into the car again. Well the car belogned to one of those guys that is huge and nice as can be. So he walks over to the window as the kid does it another 1-2 times and then comes into the gym. The big guy says, hey thats my car you did that to. Small guys says so the fuck what.

Any way the small guys starting working out and big guy goes and does his workout. Big guy finishes his work out and walks out to small guys car. he jumps on the hood and pulls his shorts down and shits on the windshield. He then waks over and opens the car door and backs his ass up to the car seat and moves his ass up and down to wipe his ass off. The small guys just watched through the window pushing eachother to go stop him.

 

[capn]

Big, Fat guys that say "Under this fat I got a TON of muscle".
Ya, well the problem is you got 2 TONS of fat covering that TON o' muscle!

Always pisses me off. CUT UP or SHUT UP!

 

[slip slam]

just this morning I walked into the gym and heard a man groaning and grunting, loud as hell, over near a power rack. I thought to myself...hmmmm someone must be pulling some heavy ass shit. Now I don't make noise when I lift, except for the random.."please let me get this racked" grunt....Well, I walk to the back of the gym to work with some dumbbells and I see this kid...all decked out in Under Armor shit...headband, wristbands...fuck this kid even wears baseball batting gloves...he's probably 5'7" and 170lb @ 18%....He was screamming as he pounded out dumbbell bench presses with an amazing 45lbs in each hand! I was in absolute awe! Realizing I needed to do d-bell bp today and quickly started somewhere else....by the time I had to do the db bp he was still there...snorting, grunting, groaning and psyching himself up for yet another powerful set....I quietly grabbed the 120's and started to press them for about 12 reps....the kid chucked his d-bells down, got pissed and stormed out of the gym......what the fuck?!?!

 

[AMGETR]

lol

 

[deejay10]

I was at the gym and saw these two little kids....couldn't be a day over 17...come into the gym....both of them were around 5'10" and probably weighed around 130ish....each. I knew they were morons the moment they walked in as one of the kids had a weightlifiting belt on.....and he was doing shoulders. Anyway after they warmed up a little the first kid (with the belt on) annouced that it was going to be a "heavy day" and grabbed the 70's for some dumbell shoulder presses. Well after he heaved them onto his knee's he took a moment and actually got them over his head.....for a second. His right arm gave out and the dumbell came crashing down and smashed him in the face. He started bleeding everywhere, and after his buddy got a towel for him and the staff stopped the bleeding it was made known that he had broken his nose. His face was pretty messy....and I walked up to him at the end of it all and said "Man...you're lucky you had that belt on, or you could've been seriously hurt!!"

I don't think he even got the joke....

 

[Dags]

Once I seen this big boke atleast 120kg covered in tatts,thought he was a real badass,but you should have heard him squeel trying to bench 60kg.You had to be there.Funny shit.

 

[StereOMaN]

This is the funniet thread I've ever read!!!! LMAO!!!!!!
This one dumb ass was trying to look real friggen tough by maxing out on his straight leg squats, without so much as a belt! I think people invented a chair with wheels for guys like that, I think they named it a wheel chair. To all of you other "Hercules' " out there, were not laughing WITH you, we are laughing AT you.

 

[Vectork39]

the random protein farts while standing around the decline bench and the ab machines

 

[Swole_2112]

I once saw a woman sitting on the seated row with no handle attachment on the ring. She was just holding on to the ring at the end of the cable and doing one armed rows. I was standing about 5 feet from her, watching her. After a set of about 30, she turned to me and said, "Wow, that really hurts my fingers." I said to her, "Miss, let me put one of these handles on there for you." So I put one of the handle attachments on the ring. She then did about 2-3 of them and then turned to look at me. She had a look of genuine suprise on her face when she said to me, "Boy, that's a lot better. Thank you." I just held back my laugh and said, "Your welcome." Then I walked off.

I know everybody's thinking that this woman was an old lady of about 70 and that it's not that suprising. However, I would have estimated this woman to be in her early 40s.

 

[CrazyRussian]

1)I hate guys who post on forums saying "Heh heh, I eat 300 lb dumbbells for breakfast. I saw this 17 years old kid, he must've been 130. He was curling 45's and he actually looked like he was straining himself. What a pussy." Guess what, A-hole? He's a begginer, you were once one too, so get your shrunken testicles out of your ass and get your retarted ego together. Sorry, no one on this forum, but I post on a lot of forums, and I hate it when people do that.

Stupidest thing I've seen:

My gym actually hasn't had many events. We just have those occasional under-armor cologne wearing 17 year olds come in and hog the bench machine for 30 years...it kinda pisses me off. Tis about it, sorry

Oh yeah, whenever I walk into the lock room, there's always a naked asian man standing on the scale with his shvantz pointing right out at me. Not necesarilly the same one all the time. Jezus christ man, cover yourself...