Illuminati
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this happened almost 6 years ago when i was in High School living in maine. me and a friend of mine are at the Y lifting, and my girlfriend at the time was one the other side of the gym lifting with her sister. my friend gets under the bar to start benching, and i see this guy walk into the gym. this dude was wearing a pair of skin tight daisy duke grey shorts, and 2XL tank top, these thick horned rimmed glasses, and has this leopard skin towel drapped over his shoulder. i got bad eyesight, so i look at my friend and im like "dude, check this shit out" he sits up, the guys walks by, and we realize that it is Stephen King (ya know, the author who writes all the books.) anyway, we watch him, as he goes over to db curls, and stands right next to my gf. the fuckin guy was grunting real hard, biting his lip and flaring his nostrils like he's curling 80's but he's only got 20's in his hands, all the while he's still got his leopard skin towel over his shoulder. i look at my gf in the mirror, and she has this look of disgust in her face. me and my bro start crackin up at him, and he drops the db and just stares. we could only imagine that he was thinking about his next book and that we were gonna end up in it, getting slaughtered for laughing our asses off at him