What's the nicest way to tell woman to lose few extra pounds?

[jnevin]

If someone is smoking near her, run across the room and do a (somehow) slow motion dive and "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooo!!!" scream and tackle her out of the way to safety. When the wtf look comes, just say, "Pfft! You saw what happened when the Hindenburg caught fire." And then raise your eyebrows and nod toward her torso.

 

[the_alcatraz]

If someone is smoking near her, run across the room and do a (somehow) slow motion dive and "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooo!!!" scream and tackle her out of the way to safety. When the wtf look comes, just say, "Pfft! You saw what happened when the Hindenburg caught fire." And then raise your eyebrows and nod toward her torso.

wtf?

 

[nimbus]

everytime y'all get in an elevator read the plaque that gives the weight limit, stare at her for a brief moment, then dive out the doors and tell her you'll catch the next one

 

[jnevin]

Ask her if she thinks she could deadlift herself... If she really had to.

 

[canadianhitman]

How about numbers: 5'4 and 185lbs

Damn...that's beefy. I'm totaly with you bro.

 

[the_alcatraz]

everytime y'all get in an elevator read the plaque that gives the weight limit, stare at her for a brief moment, then dive out the doors and tell her you'll catch the next one

she's underweight not overweight lmao

 

[nimbus]

make 'beep'ing noises everytime she walks backward

 

[*The_West*]

make 'beep'ing noises everytime she walks backward

this is funny, but not many fatties can actually moonwalk.

 

[*The_West*]

this is funny, but not many fatties can actually moonwalk.

although that would be pretty cool to see.

 

[*The_West*]

although that would be pretty cool to see.

wow i just quoted myself. twice. how gay.