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What's the best prank you ever pulled on someone?

musclemom

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I know some of you devious bastards must have come up with some truly evil shit :evil:
 
I work with this married guy.

He was banging this chick on the side, and kept her panties in his locker to show off to the guys.

So, I hid them in his LAUNDRY. His wife found them and got PISSED!!!!!!!!!

Fixed it for you.
 
Oh hell, just do a search on my name and key word "ex boyfriend".
 
lol...i replaced my ex's just for men that he used to color his mustache with orange dye. He is colorblind and has a white mustache... :evil:

I'm not sure how long he went around with an orange mustache, but it must have been a fun day at work that day.
 
In school i put push pins in everyone stool in school. It was bake class and after the teacher said we can sit like ten people sat on pins and screamed. How evil was that . I feel bad now
 
kano said:
In school i put push pins in everyone stool in school. It was bake class and after the teacher said we can sit like ten people sat on pins and screamed. How evil was that . I feel bad now

lmao @ "bake class"!!! Everytime I see you I get hungry thinking of all the stuff you always talk about eating.
 
Prob pissing in beer bottles, and watching a 400lb sack of shit start to slam it, then proceed to puke like mad. Oh good times.
 
curvymommy said:
lmao @ "bake class"!!! Everytime I see you I get hungry thinking of all the stuff you always talk about eating.


Hell ya girl.. I am hungry as well. I wanna eat some pizza
 
Well my friend pulled the "I'm gay and need secret therapy help in Europe" prank on his parents and we jaunted all over Europe that summer for free.
 
AAP said:
Well my friend pulled the "I'm gay and need secret therapy help in Europe" prank on his parents and we jaunted all over Europe that summer for free.
His parents sent him with a man for this "therapy?" Talk about naivete! lol
 
Emptied valerian root into all of the phone mouth pieces at a job I had a few years ago.

Put purple koolaid powder into this douchebag's umbrella when I worked at countrywide.

Upper decked a toilet when I was 18.
 
I sent illegal drugs to a person who already had numerous convictions for illegal drug possession. She was the business manager for a firm I was doing some consulting work with. We found out she was stealing money from the firm. I did a background check on her and found out she was convicted for narcotics possession and obtaining meds without a prescription.

Anyway, she got fired for the embezzlement and then started causing problems - lots of problems. I decided I needed to do what was best for my client so I ordered some drugs from overseas, had my source send them in one week increments, and then make a call to the cops to have them make a controlled delivery.

The real good part is I knew she would not say no to receiving some oxy and morphine in the mail. I found out later she kept the initial packages and most likely was using the shit I sent. When the raid happened she had that stuff and some more drugs in her possession. It was satisfying reading the article in the paper.

Moral of the story: don't fuck with me or my clients.
 
I used to have long hair and was kinda scary looking. I was out with my cousin one night and he had a friend that that lived next door to him that was a prison guard. So, we decided to mess with his wife who was home alone. So, I went to his friends house and banged on the door and when the wife came to the door I asked for her husband all mysterious like and kind of angry. He was with us, but she thought he was at work, but she said he ran up to McDonalds and would be right back! LOL So I walked off into the dark and then ran next door to my cousins. My cousin called her and acting like the sgt. asked for her husband and she said she thought he was at work. He told her that a prisoner had escaped that might have it in for her husband. She asked what he looked like and he described me. She FREAKED and said he was just here! That's when I pulled the phone wire and the phone went dead. She came running out of the house and jumped in the car. Her husband came walking up and I ran at him and she took off almost hitting everyone. She was leaving hubby to die!!!! She was sooooo mad!!!!

That was a hot prank!!!
 
Jesus some of you people are down right scary :worried:
 
I (and a few other's) pullled a trick on a police department several years ago( I won't mention names in order to protect the innocent-lol)..Does this count?

Do you recall when they had those silly mannequins dressed up in cop cars so you'd slow down in areas? Wellllll, my sailing buddies and I passed this damn "dummy" every weekend for weeks and decided to do something with our lil fake cop.

It was late one night ,with no one around, and a few beers in some of my buddies. We stopped and jimmed the lock and pulled our plastic "pig" from his comfy cop car. We pulled down his pants and set him ass up on the hood of his squad car. He looked so cute with my red lipstick kiss imprint on his ass too.

I love good pranks pulled on me. I also love pranking with my pals.
 
vixensghost said:
I (and a few other's) pullled a trick on a police department several years ago( I won't mention names in order to protect the innocent-lol)..Does this count?

Do you recall when they had those silly mannequins dressed up in cop cars so you'd slow down in areas? Wellllll, my sailing buddies and I passed this damn "dummy" every weekend for weeks and decided to do something with our lil fake cop.

It was late one night ,with no one around, and a few beers in some of my buddies. We stopped and jimmed the lock and pulled our plastic "pig" from his comfy cop car. We pulled down his pants and set him ass up on the hood of his squad car. He looked so cute with my red lipstick kiss imprint on his ass too.

I love good pranks pulled on me. I also love pranking with my pals.
BWAH HA HA HA! I bet even the cops thought that was hilarious the next day.
 
PappaD said:
I used to have long hair and was kinda scary looking. I was out with my cousin one night and he had a friend that that lived next door to him that was a prison guard. So, we decided to mess with his wife who was home alone. So, I went to his friends house and banged on the door and when the wife came to the door I asked for her husband all mysterious like and kind of angry. He was with us, but she thought he was at work, but she said he ran up to McDonalds and would be right back! LOL So I walked off into the dark and then ran next door to my cousins. My cousin called her and acting like the sgt. asked for her husband and she said she thought he was at work. He told her that a prisoner had escaped that might have it in for her husband. She asked what he looked like and he described me. She FREAKED and said he was just here! That's when I pulled the phone wire and the phone went dead. She came running out of the house and jumped in the car. Her husband came walking up and I ran at him and she took off almost hitting everyone. She was leaving hubby to die!!!! She was sooooo mad!!!!

That was a hot prank!!!

wow this is a good one
 
heatherrae said:
BWAH HA HA HA! I bet even the cops thought that was hilarious the next day.


This was the only thing I missed seeing: The looks on their faces when they found officer Dick Head violated.
:)

We still laugh when we pass the spot of our crime while heading to Lake Erie.
 
In high school my boyfriend at the time parents would always going out of town so he would always throw parties. My friend didn't like this girl too much because she thought she was fake. We decided to pull a prank on her to show how fake she really was. Everyone was in the backyard smoking the good stuff well when she went inside for a drink we packed a hitter full of chopped up leaves. She came back and we asked her if she wanted some and of course she hit it. Not long after she was all like "omg I am sooo high" and acting all retarded and shit. We finally told her she is high on tree leaves and everyone was laughing so hard. She was so embarassed, but we all got a good laugh. We proved our point though that she was a fake ass.
 
silverstar1025 said:
In high school my boyfriend at the time parents would always going out of town so he would always throw parties. My friend didn't like this girl too much because she thought she was fake. We decided to pull a prank on her to show how fake she really was. Everyone was in the backyard smoking the good stuff well when she went inside for a drink we packed a hitter full of chopped up leaves. She came back and we asked her if she wanted some and of course she hit it. Not long after she was all like "omg I am sooo high" and acting all retarded and shit. We finally told her she is high on tree leaves and everyone was laughing so hard. She was so embarassed, but we all got a good laugh. We proved our point though that she was a fake ass.


For all you known there could of been something in the leaves.., I have got high from smoking leaves before
 
kano said:
For all you known there could of been something in the leaves.., I have got high from smoking leaves before

Seriously??? I have never tried, but didn't really see how an Oak tree leaves would get you high.
 
silverstar1025 said:
Seriously??? I have never tried, but didn't really see how an Oak tree leaves would get you high.


I was kidding but really it probaly made her lighted headed and shit.. who knows maybe a dog pee in the leaves lol
 
kano said:
I was kidding but really it probaly made her lighted headed and shit.. who knows maybe a dog pee in the leaves lol

LOL nah I think she was just faking it trying to fit in and shit. It was obvious the look on her face she had that busted I feel like a retard look. :)
 
I had a female alter, and dudes sent me cock pics. It was hilarious.

I was Soklueles.
 
SaladFork said:
Thx qt, your like my little crouton.

LOL!!! Man why didn't you suggest that when I was plat? I so wanted to change my name, but couldn't think of one. I could have been Lil Crouton. lol
 
silverstar1025 said:
LOL!!! Man why didn't you suggest that when I was plat? I so wanted to change my name, but couldn't think of one. I could have been Lil Crouton. lol


:heart:
 
it was pretty funny years ago when i put a 1000shot mat of firecrackers under the charcoal on my friends bbq
=)
 
Stupid stuff in university.

We knew our roommate was going on an important job interview and he always sweated a lot. So we cut up pictures of porn and put them in all of his suit pockets before he left. He started sweating, reached for some paper and pulled out a picture of a naked woman in front of his interviewer.
 
I put a pair of fat girl panties into this cop's back pocket for a laugh.

What? Too soon?
 
In college, the kid next door to me was like Rainman but on his 6th year of school. One Friday, his parents showed up to take him home for the weekend. We took his dufflebag and stuck all the girls underwear we could steal out of the laundry room. Stuck like 30 girls underwear in the bottom of his laundry bag.

His parents must have been like WTF when they went to wash his clothes.
 
In fun, or for revenge??

In fun:

When someone i don't know is on the cell phone, Man or woman, i say real loud at them..

"Just tell them you are leaving them so we can get going"

then just keep walking...

If at the Mall, and a girl says something nasty (works at a bar too) just yell loudly..

"hell no i have never paid for sex and i'm not starting with you"

that's my favorite..
 
The best was when I found out someone stole some condoms from my stash. So , I found the stolen ones and poked tiny holes in them with a pin.

Cough...you can guess the rest.
 
gotmilk said:
The best was when I found out someone stole some condoms from my stash. So , I found the stolen ones and poked tiny holes in them with a pin.

Cough...you can guess the rest.

Are you serious? DANG!! You crazy guy! Did you ever confess or you taking this secret to the grave?
 
when I was young we use to go around to peoples windows with our cable TV remotes and change the channels through the windows of neighbors.
 
jnevin said:
Emptied valerian root into all of the phone mouth pieces at a job I had a few years ago.


Haaaahahahahaha, oh god that shit smells SO bad.

I'm not much of a prankster, but my roommate when I moved out to austin had me convinced my car had been broken into...he had broken glass and everything (that he had apparently saved for just such an occasion). I came pretty close to punching him in the nuts when I found out it was a joke, but in retrospect it was pretty well played.
 
I took the shot out of a 12 guage shotgun shell and hid it in the charcoal of my asshole neighbor when I was 21 .... it blew up his grill...lol
 
Arabian said:
I took the shot out of a 12 guage shotgun shell and hid it in the charcoal of my asshole neighbor when I was 21 .... it blew up his grill...lol
hee hee...good one
 
put a bunch of shaving cream in a chip bag, and placed the opening of the bag under his door, then stacked 300 national geo mags infront of my roommates room. then dropped a 20 lbs book on the chip bag, spaying the shaving cream all over his room........it was pretty funny for us........not so funny for him.
 
this is always good..

cook a batch of brownies, melt the chocolate exlax into it, and take to work.

Don't forget the note that says "please don't eat" and make sure you have them cut into pieces..
 
chaos13 said:
i am not sure, but i heard that that is illegal to do in canada, meaning you could get charged.

If you say "please don't eat," wouldn't that absolve you? I mean, they stole the brownies, then.
 
thats what i though to, but becasue it was done with ill intend i was told it would still be possible to be charged.
 
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