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What would your internet dating ad say?

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vixensghost said:
Looking for a man who has a 96 foot sail boat!
Can I come too?!?!

Seriously, you wont even notice I am there....


FOR REAL.




:lmao:



And to answer the question posed I dated online 99% for bout 5 years or so. My ads would change based on what it was that I was looking for. It was definitely a learning process. I actually went through a phase where I didn't really give a shit and was annoyed that most guys wouldn't bother to take the time to read my profile anyways, so I would post up some pretty crazy shit just to see if they were paying attention. 75% of the guys never read past my pics...

*sigh*

Then I realized that most men's attention spans were not capable of doing that. No cheap shot to men just illustrating how I was posting an ad like the ones that I wanted to see, but DUH - I was posting to attract men. See I was clueless too! LOL

My last ads (in the last few months or so) were no more than 5 or six sentences and sometimes NO PIC. Wasn't surprizing that I found my husband shortly thereafter... eh?
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Can I come too?!?!

Seriously, you wont even notice I am there....


FOR REAL.




:lmao:



And to answer the question posed I dated online 99% for bout 5 years or so. My ads would change based on what it was that I was looking for. It was definitely a learning process. I actually went through a phase where I didn't really give a shit and was annoyed that most guys wouldn't bother to take the time to read my profile anyways, so I would post up some pretty crazy shit just to see if they were paying attention. 75% of the guys never read past my pics...

*sigh*

Then I realized that most men's attention spans were not capable of doing that. No cheap shot to men just illustrating how I was posting an ad like the ones that I wanted to see, but DUH - I was posting to attract men. See I was clueless too! LOL

My last ads (in the last few months or so) were no more than 5 or six sentences and sometimes NO PIC. Wasn't surprizing that I found my husband shortly thereafter... eh?


Sure you could come!

If anything ever happened to my hubby and I was forced to "date" again....I'd really be interested in the man with the 96 footer. I'd really perfer if he had one foot in the grave so I could keep the boat.lol

I shudder at the thought of ever having to "date" again. I'd never find another great guy like the one I have now- FOR REAL!
 
vixensghost said:
Sure you could come!

If anything ever happened to my hubby and I was forced to "date" again....I'd really be interested in the man with the 96 footer. I'd really perfer if he had one foot in the grave so I could keep the boat.lol

I shudder at the thought of ever having to "date" again. I'd never find another great guy like the one I have now- FOR REAL!

I know the feeling momma... if anything happened between my Old Grump and I would just be satisfied to go about my business alone.

I was THAT *dated out* and he is *that good* to me (that is when he isn't being busy with little fuck-ups here and there being the male that he is. :lmao: )
 
Mine would say :

Stunningly handsome nymphokleptomaniac (read : fucking steal shit) into nudism, watersports, foot bondage, sounding, mirrors (for me, not you), chains, whips and battery grips, but otherwise pretty vanilla. Looking for rich, goodlooking, rich, single, rich, retard. I enjoy role playing. Your Investor is one of my favorites. Please no weirdos or anything. I am looking for a serious, mature, well grounded relationship. Please, no one over 25 either.
 
AAP said:
Mine would say :

Stunningly handsome nymphokleptomaniac (read : fucking steal shit) into nudism, watersports, foot bondage, sounding, mirrors (for me, not you), chains, whips and battery grips, but otherwise pretty vanilla. Looking for rich, goodlooking, rich, single, rich, retard. I enjoy role playing. Your Investor is one of my favorites. Please no weirdos or anything. I am looking for a serious, mature, well grounded relationship. Please, no one over 25 either.

:worried: GOOF


Seriously, while our surfing to place ads I came across a very specific group of men looking to hook up with one another: gay men who wanted only to give head to straight men and vice versa, straight guys looking for gay dudes from whom they wanted to give or recieve oral.

I dont get that.

What pleasure would a gay man derive from being with a man who claimed to be STRAIGHT?
 
Not as hot as lestat. Not as cool as lestat. Not as well off as lestat. Not as hung as lestat...but all that shit is overrated anyway....COME GET SOME!
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I know the feeling momma... if anything happened between my Old Grump and I would just be satisfied to go about my business alone.

I was THAT *dated out* and he is *that good* to me (that is when he isn't being busy with little fuck-ups here and there being the male that he is. :lmao: )


lol@ "being the male that he is". It's why we adore them so much, the lil quirks they have grow on us like a lovable fungus we can not get part with without meds or shrinks. lol

I love men..Most men at least.
 
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