What would your internet dating ad say?

[the_clockwork]

BM's thread got me thinking.. mine would say this

"Hello sluts and hoes, My name is the_clockwork but my niggas call me 'the clock'.. I make 7 digits a year and hung like a motha fuckin horse. I piss away money and I'm the best lay in the world, if any of you slutty ass hoes want some of this shit, holla at me.. Here's a pic of me and my friends gettin crunked and vandalizing shit"

 

[yonkers weights]

Same minus the name change of course. lol

 

[Faizakafez]

Same minus the name change of course. lol

orginal

 

[Cal_21]

"Looking for slut to wrap my dick in double-stick duct tape & roll it around in glass shards so I can ram it in her anus." (I like to be direct and a true gentleman)

 

[the_clockwork]

"Looking for slut to wrap my dick in double-stick duct tape & roll it around in glass shards so I can ram it in her anus." (I like to be direct and a true gentleman)

haha good one

 

[Bikini Mod]

"Looking for slut to wrap my dick in double-stick duct tape & roll it around in glass shards so I can ram it in her anus." (I like to be direct and a true gentleman)

 

[vixensghost]

Looking for a man who has a 96 foot sail boat!

 

[Cal_21]

haha good one

Thank you

 

[yonkers weights]

Ok here ya go...before I was married.

"Good looking guy looking for fun times. Likes to relax, watch movies, take trips, hit the beach, and going out for dinner. Looking for a women to share it with. You see me so I must see a pic of you for a response. Hope to hear from you."

Reasons for this add:
Relax - laid back
Watch movies - home body: women on these site not like the bar meetings anymore
Take trips - who does not like to travle, also travel = money in womens eyes
Beach - good body, she must have the same
Out for dinner - money and they don't have to cook
Pic - is a MUST

Ladies - How does it look?

 

[the_clockwork]

Looking for a man who has a 96 foot sail boat!

I have a 94 footer, will this work?