what was the wildest thing you have ever done

[calveless wonder]

y'all a bunch of crazy ass motherfuckers

 

[inngas2008]

i jumped of a rooftop.

 

[inngas2008]

Hmm, where do I start?

Here's a few things I've done while I was still back home in Lebanon:

Underground fighting - 16 fights. Won 15 of them through knockouts. Got beaten the crap out of me on the first night though, the only fight I ever lost. They were all illegal.

Went to jail. Arrested for underground fighting. Got out because my dad's political connections.

Was trapped underground in a shelter due to excessive bombings during wartime. Twice.

Had a gun fight with someone. He pulled me over and took out a gun. I took out my gun. We both put them away. Then when we started driving away. He started shooting so I started shooting.

Been beaten senseless within an inch of my life by more than 15 people at the same time. They threw me to the ground and started kicking the living daylights out of me.

Sex in a million different prohibited places.

Did some modelling and had a portfolio, also back home.

Saved someone's life by carrying him into a hospital when he was shot.

Hit someone so hard almost made him go into a coma. Threw him overboard from a level-one building and he hit his head.

I have a few knife cuts on my arms, hands and legs.

Caught a snake with my dad and ate it.

I ate a cockroach, a snake and a few worms in a survival course with my dad's team in the general security division.

That was all a long time ago. I was a very naughty boy. Hope the above does not change your views about me

holy shit!

 

[calveless wonder]

lebanon must be a crazy ass place

 

[p0ink]

did a 172 foot high dive...oh wait, that was someone else.

hmm.

 

[canadianhitman]

One time I was right smashed at a bachelor party. A beef started in the club, and the guys my buddies and I were chirping at ran for it when push came to shove. They got into a car and sped off. Our DD followed on a very short highspeed chase. The guy that I wanted to get at started running across a parking lot...I gave chase...reeling him in. He ducked into a buliding that I failed to recognize due to the tunnel vision of the adrenaline and my extreme drunkenness. I flew in after him....the bright fluorescent lights disorented me a bit, but he was smashing his fists on this big plexiglass wall screaming for help. Next thing I see is a cop step through a door and ask what's going on. The guy, terrified, says "He's going to kill me!". My drunk ass turns towards the cop, I chuckle, and say "I was NOT going to kill him, officer...I just wanted to hurt him a little bit". Turns out, the building I chased him into was the local POLICE STATION.

Luckily, he was an old-school copper and he just told us to take our drunken asses out of there because he didn't want to have to deal with any paperwork...so I didn't get into any trouble. Nowadays, and especially if it was some younger cop, I'd probably get tazed and then charged with disorderly conduct or worse.

 

[canadianhitman]

Having sex in the university library was a pretty good rush too, knowing that getting caught probably would have meant getting expelled.

 

[needtogetaas]

was that an "oops"? or did you do that on purpose?

It was no oops lol.

 

[stosstruppe]

I once done a prolonged hike without zinc oxiding my heels / putting vaseline on my toes, that was pretty fucking wild.

Yea, those long winter nights just fly by in my company!!1

 

[txbondsman]

smurfy reminded me. i have gone on plenty of drunken rampages and destroyed everything in my path, because it seemed like a good idea at the time (it always does...) but thats more plain stupid and reckless more than wild.

that's what's going to be on my new bonding advertising t-shirts, w/ TxBondsman Bail Bonds on the back....