Can you hook me up with a pack of smokes? I'll trade you for a shiv I've been hiding up my ass for 6 months. You can use it on Big Al after you suck his fingers like in that one movie. No more Brokeback lovin' for him.
Our prison system is really fucked up. I could've easily wound up there myself when I was younger. I honestly think I would've become an even bigger criminal and even more dangerous to society by the time I was released.
Prison in AZ really sucks. You live in tents with no AC in 120 degree desert heat. No tv, no weights, no spank mags, no coffee, no cigarettes. You also get fed 2x daily-green bologna sandwiches and an orange. Pink underwear and blk & wht striped pants/shirt add to the humiliation. It's almost enough to make me go natty if I wasn't an old man on HRT.