What is wrong with Northerners?

[gonelifting]

I`ve lived in Jersey forever and I hate it because of the rude people. Whenever I go to other states I look behind me to see if the people are really saying "Hello" to me! lol

Not sure about the attractiveness comparison because whenever I go, I usually go to vacation spots so there`s always gonna flock there theoretically.

But I can say this with certainty, WE ARE DEFINATELY SMARTER UP HERE THAN YOU GUYS. I`m sorry, you`re just too slow moving, sloth mutha fuckers, down there. We ARE all business, not saying that`s good or bad, it`s just the way it is. My friend came back from Texas and told me how people/cashiers at the local shopping areas asked him "So how was your shopping?, Did you find everything you needed today?" lol wtf? Just give me back my damn money cause I`m running late. We Northerners are always "late" for something.

Tell you the truth, I would LOVE a friendly environment like that. I was definately NOT meant to live in New Jersey. I wanted to move to Florida at one point. Never happened.

 

[Carmen]

She'll also want your address, phone number, and mother's maiden name....don't forget that stuff. Thanks

yes, thank you.
lol
bobber, you don't have to email me- i believe that you and your family are supermodels and representative of your entire state and I will conclude that i am the most attractive one in my northern state and that everybody else is far below me on the attractive scale- to the point of being porcine-like.

 

[big4life]

Damn yankees!!

 

[Kroliczek]

Damn yankees!!

so did your slippers come in yet?

 

[big4life]

so did your slippers come in yet?

Nope not yet.


When they do come in I'm going to put the on and terrorise my dogs with them.

 

[Bobber]

yes, thank you.
lol
bobber, you don't have to email me- i believe that you and your family are supermodels and representative of your entire state and I will conclude that i am the most attractive one in my northern state and that everybody else is far below me on the attractive scale- to the point of being porcine-like.

Haha! Never claimed to be a supermodel...hell I have so many flaws it's rediculous. I rate myself a 7-8 depending on who is looking at me.

Big4life - Those house shoes are the shit!!! Where did you get them?

 

[DJ_UFO]

I am in Maryland visiting for Thanksgiving and I have not seen one attractive person here yet. Oh and they are all really rude. What gives? God really did bless Texas.

Sweet Southern comfort buddy!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I will conclude that i am the most attractive one in my northern state and that everybody else is far below me on the attractive scale- to the point of being porcine-like.

porcine-like

 

[big4life]

Big4life - Those house shoes are the shit!!! Where did you get them?

They haven't arrived yet. I just ordered them from this site.

http://www.wickedcoolstuff.com/mopykirasl.html

 

[supersizeme]

I can't argue that we have some fat bastards down here. Too much chicken fried steak drowned in country gravy being shoveled into faces daily.

The only reason our fat ass state doesn't cave into the earth is because we have so much hot blonde airhead tail to counter the gravitational forces exuded by the melty faces.