what is the world coming too straight guys get in here

[sugarlicious]

what is the world coming too straight guys get in here

Hmmm where do i begin,
I have a friend and his bisexual infact he will shag anything and everything his just too kinky and a real freak in bed

For some reason he shags allot of straight guys and i mean STRAIGHT TO THE BONE, how he does it, it is beyond me, when i told my other friends they didn't believe me, until they saw him in action, and every straight guy that has become his conquest, his attained and conquered

We are all shocked too hear that they let him shag them up the ass and they come back for more, i mean we are shocked, now my friend is a real freak in bed no one can believe how he does it, He says well all it takes is a few beers and some horny talk and the rest is history.

Now many of you will be like yeah yeah it means they are not straight in the first place, I can assure you they are and i have seen them and i have even said ok go for that guy and trust me he does and his conquers, he builds them up to it and takes his time, my friend has way too much sex appeal and his a very confident man.

 

[AAP]

jelus much?

 

[MichaelScott]

they cant be str8

 

[sugarlicious]

jelus much?

AAP

I am serious
I am like well good for you
I have no time for that but he likes the who chase and challenge
it is a real turn on for him, when they give in

 

[GoldenDelicious]

a guy taking it in the ass for fun is as straight as a banana

 

[AAP]

he will shag anything and everything his just too kinky and a real freak in bed...



let him shag them up the ass and my friend is a real freak in bed ....


all it takes is a few beers and some horny talk and the rest is history.

my friend has way too much sex appeal and his a very confident man.

So you admit to being one of his victims and past conquests?

 

[AAP]

I have always said that straight guys give the best blowjobs.

I won't fuck a straight guy though. Or a virgin.

 

[MichaelScott]

lolol

 

[sugarlicious]

So you admit to being one of his victims and past conquests?

Actually No
But i am a married man
so i only look but dont touch
But i LOVE TO HEAR all the stories and trust me after seen my friend in Action
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A STRAIGHT GUY ANYMORE, i think EVERYONE has some sort of Bisexual Tendencies

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I have always said that straight guys give the best blowjobs.

I won't fuck a straight guy though. Or a virgin.

i have a virgin coming over on saturday. i told her that she only had 2 hours with me (for sex) because i had somethign to do, but in reality, i just want to chill a bit afterwards and drink cheap beer while toasting to stringbean ("real men drink cheap beer!!" lollolol)

 

[MichaelScott]

why do you love to hear the stories, thats kinda wierd, give me an example...

 

[AAP]

why do you love to hear the stories, thats kinda wierd, give me an example...

oh god noooooo british sex is the most boring. no wonder the poor queefs are claiming to be straight just so they can get a shagging.

 

[AAP]

i have a virgin coming over on saturday.

Uggghh! I simply do not do virgins. I do not possess the patience or kindness to help them out their first time. The few times I did end up with one, sex quickly adjusted to just them sucking my dick so I could get off and get out.

 

[needtogetaas]

Fuck that shit.

 

[c-sharp minor]

Fuck that shit.

Pun intended?

 

[fistfullofsteel]

sort of like straight guys who go to jail and then wind up banging other dudes without the alcohol the as an excuse though.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Uggghh! I simply do not do virgins. I do not possess the patience or kindness to help them out their first time. The few times I did end up with one, sex quickly adjusted to just them sucking my dick so I could get off and get out.

this is a kindness shag - shes 22, was formerly overweight (good now) has low self esteem and to top it off, her best friend is a mole who hits on every guy that shows interest in her - im frankly over having her act like an adolescent, teeheeing about the latest guy shes crushing on and so shes going to get a crash course in Cock so that she can get on with her life, stop being a social retard and stop busting my balls with her inane dribbling

nice girl tho.

lol

 

[sugarlicious]

oh god noooooo british sex is the most boring. no wonder the poor queefs are claiming to be straight just so they can get a shagging.

Hey watch your mouth boi
You hear me, aren't you due a trip to the UK very soon
So you better watch out

And yes I TOO HAVE NOOOOOOOOO time for virgins or straight men
there are WAY TOO MUCH fine sexy hot full fledge gay and bi men around to waste my patience on virgins or straight men, it might have been ok for George Michael with Patience but not for me

 

[AAP]

this is a kindness shag - shes 22, was formerly overweight (good now) has low self esteem and to top it off, her best friend is a mole who hits on every guy that shows interest in her - im frankly over having her act like an adolescent, teeheeing about the latest guy shes crushing on and so shes going to get a crash course in Cock so that she can get on with her life, stop being a social retard and stop busting my balls with her inane dribbling

nice girl tho.

lol

I hope her teeth scrapes you. HAHAHAHAHA

 

[sugarlicious]

this is a kindness shag - shes 22, was formerly overweight (good now) has low self esteem and to top it off, her best friend is a mole who hits on every guy that shows interest in her - im frankly over having her act like an adolescent, teeheeing about the latest guy shes crushing on and so shes going to get a crash course in Cock so that she can get on with her life, stop being a social retard and stop busting my balls with her inane dribbling

nice girl tho.

lol

Oh dont you have a foreskin on that 5inch of yours mate, I agree with AAP
HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[binö]

I have always said that straight guys give the best blowjobs.

I won't fuck a straight guy though. Or a virgin.

is virgin in the gay sense mean anal virgin?
like never been anally blown out?
i'd imagine sex with a anal virgin could entail lotsa blood, tearing and a terrible stink

 

[c-sharp minor]

is virgin in the gay sense mean anal virgin?
like never been anally blown out?
i'd imagine sex with a anal virgin could entail lotsa blood, tearing and a terrible stink

Not necessarily. I'm speaking of my own experiences with females, of course.

 

[sugarlicious]

Not necessarily. I'm speaking of my own experiences with females, of course.

Yeah sure
Canada - the country that brought us Celine Dion lol
lol lol lol
More like speaking from your personal ass invasion

 

[Sub-Zero]

they are still gay idiot.

when fags start talking that they bang "straight guys" it gets me laughing.

deflate your ego a lil bit (or deflate your obsession for your friends cock).

its called seduction, making a closet bisexual or homosexual comfortable enough to try a new thing, that they ultimately are attracted to deep inside.

 

[c-sharp minor]

Yeah sure
Canada - the country that brought us Celine Dion lol
lol lol lol
More like speaking from your personal ass invasion

Canada also produced this..





Lose your toothbrush mate?

 

[AAP]

is virgin in the gay sense mean anal virgin?
like never been anally blown out?
i'd imagine sex with a anal virgin could entail lotsa blood, tearing and a terrible stink

Even if they have done it "a few times", I won't even waste time. Too much prep time, too much time to go inch by inch letting them adjust and accomodate, too much time waiting for them to relax... hell I would lose interest and start watching tv or something.

fuck that. when I want to get my bone on, I need a whore.

 

[sugarlicious]

Even if they have done it "a few times", I won't even waste time. Too much prep time, too much time to go inch by inch letting them adjust and accomodate, too much time waiting for them to relax... hell I would lose interest and start watching tv or something.

fuck that. when I want to get my bone on, I need a whore.

TYPICAL STD's

 

[redsamurai]

well this thread has been "quite" informative. First I learn that all men have a desire to be assfucked by a gay man.........well I know what I'm doing this weekend!!!!....

second, straight guys give better blow jobs than gay guys..........


third, GD "apparently" has a 5 inch penis........unless he refutes that assertion.

4th, Celine Dion is canadian..............seriously rethinking my living situation now.


5th, I've now been exposed to French canadian heavy metal.........this thread is awesomeness...on a level of awesomeness previously not achieved.

 

[Pikaberdot]

I'd never be a pillow biter.

 

[rnch]

sounds like he is DAYUM good at what he does in bed!!



we should ALL be so good........

 

[Big Rick Rock]

what is the world coming too straight guys get in here

Hmmm where do i begin,
I have a friend and his bisexual infact he will shag anything and everything his just too kinky and a real freak in bed

For some reason he shags allot of straight guys and i mean STRAIGHT TO THE BONE, how he does it, it is beyond me, when i told my other friends they didn't believe me, until they saw him in action, and every straight guy that has become his conquest, his attained and conquered

We are all shocked too hear that they let him shag them up the ass and they come back for more, i mean we are shocked, now my friend is a real freak in bed no one can believe how he does it, He says well all it takes is a few beers and some horny talk and the rest is history.

Now many of you will be like yeah yeah it means they are not straight in the first place, I can assure you they are and i have seen them and i have even said ok go for that guy and trust me he does and his conquers, he builds them up to it and takes his time, my friend has way too much sex appeal and his a very confident man.

Then they are NOT straight.

Homo is as Homo does.

 

[heatherrae]

Actually No
But i am a married man
so i only look but dont touch
But i LOVE TO HEAR all the stories and trust me after seen my friend in Action
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A STRAIGHT GUY ANYMORE, i think EVERYONE has some sort of Bisexual Tendencies

so you are saying that if you were not married, you would do it?

 

[heatherrae]

wait a minute? I never can figure out who sugarlicious is..

at first I thought sl was a woman, then I thought straight man, now is it gay man? I never know

 

[crazyjoe]

Hey watch your mouth boi
You hear me, aren't you due a trip to the UK very soon
So you better watch out

And yes I TOO HAVE NOOOOOOOOO time for virgins or straight men
there are WAY TOO MUCH fine sexy hot full fledge gay and bi men around to waste my patience on virgins or straight men, it might have been ok for George Michael with Patience but not for me

Pick3 ALTER ALERT!!

 

[needtogetarmy]

sweeet god what type of thread have I just read...

God save the Queen!

no HOMO!!!

ROFL @ Homo is as Homo does.

 

[tracemhunter]

I haven't read this entire thread but Joe Rogan once said something along the lines of:

"There are guys that were born gay and there are really, really gullible straight guys. The gullible straight guys are called 'bisexual'.The gay guy will go up to the straight guy and asked if he has ever sucked a cock and if he hasn't he should totally try it out. After that, the gullible straight guy will never be taken seriously and anytime he is involved in an argument, the opponent will ALWAYS bring up the fact that he sucked a cock, which implies that his judgment is flawed."

Take that for what it's worth.

 

[silverstar1025]

You are not straight if you mess with same sex I am sorry. They are definitely bi at least. No totally straight person would even touch a same sex person.

I will say though with females it can be different. I know some girls that will make out with girls just to get the attention of guys. They do it for the wow factor not because they like it.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I hope her teeth scrapes you. HAHAHAHAHA

...bastards, here i am trying to be nice, and you have to put me off. NOT COOL

 

[rnch]

ahhhh.......who gives a shit, as long as the two people in the bed are okay with it?



some of ya'll just think too damn much.

 

[redsamurai]

what the hell is Joe Rogan commenting on that for??? And isn't he a poofter anyway? I guess he knows about getting suckered into a..........well.............sucking....lol

I haven't read this entire thread but Joe Rogan once said something along the lines of:

"There are guys that were born gay and there are really, really gullible straight guys. The gullible straight guys are called 'bisexual'.The gay guy will go up to the straight guy and asked if he has ever sucked a cock and if he hasn't he should totally try it out. After that, the gullible straight guy will never be taken seriously and anytime he is involved in an argument, the opponent will ALWAYS bring up the fact that he sucked a cock, which implies that his judgment is flawed."

Take that for what it's worth.

 

[seaking420]

a guy taking it in the ass for fun is as straight as a banana

lmao!!!!!!!!

 

[Big Rick Rock]

I think it boils down to this.

There is no reason to ever submit yourself to doing sexual acts with anybody that you are not aroused by, or even somebody that repulses you.

And there is no reason to ever keep yourself from indulging in a lifestyle that doesn't hurt anybody. No matter what it is. Those that matter wont care, and those that care won't matter...

But this claim about Straight Men sleeping with the Mos... Thats gotta stop...

If a straight man is weak minded enough to get "fooled" into having sex with an individual they are not attracted to, or could ever be attracted to. Then you were just a willing rape victim. A weak minded bitch. Even the dog humps you when you bend over to tie your shoe, and he is neutered. But the mutt is still more Alpha than your punk ass.
And if you want to claim that you are straight but it was just this one guy you wanted to cross swords with you... No, you have gay tendencies, you should embrace them and be happy with your life. But please don't claim straight. It confuses the gay dudes.

There is no way a straight guy could ever like another man in that way. No matter what he said or did, it just doesn't work that way. A Straight Man is just not build that way. As soon as the "bro zone" was crossed, that bitch better have on a mouth piece and head gear cause somebody is getting KTFO.

 

[rnch]

isn't "willing rape victim" a contradiction of terms?

 

[Big Rick Rock]

isn't "willing rape victim" a contradiction of terms?

LOL Check this vid.


http://www.derrickcomedy.com/2007/08/20/bro-rape-an-investigative-report/


The kid has some other cool stuff in there too.

 

[linebackerbare]

ok, that dosen't make sence, butt dude...to, too and two are all different words

 

[bigmann245]

dude, your in a gay bar. of course its easy to bang a dude.

 

[swole]

I think it boils down to this.

There is no reason to ever submit yourself to doing sexual acts with anybody that you are not aroused by, or even somebody that repulses you.

And there is no reason to ever keep yourself from indulging in a lifestyle that doesn't hurt anybody. No matter what it is. Those that matter wont care, and those that care won't matter...

But this claim about Straight Men sleeping with the Mos... Thats gotta stop...

If a straight man is weak minded enough to get "fooled" into having sex with an individual they are not attracted to, or could ever be attracted to. Then you were just a willing rape victim. A weak minded bitch. Even the dog humps you when you bend over to tie your shoe, and he is neutered. But the mutt is still more Alpha than your punk ass.
And if you want to claim that you are straight but it was just this one guy you wanted to cross swords with you... No, you have gay tendencies, you should embrace them and be happy with your life. But please don't claim straight. It confuses the gay dudes.

There is no way a straight guy could ever like another man in that way. No matter what he said or did, it just doesn't work that way. A Straight Man is just not build that way. As soon as the "bro zone" was crossed, that bitch better have on a mouth piece and head gear cause somebody is getting KTFO.

damn fuggin right, sad thing is people won't live this way because they are too busy pleasing everyone around them, when the truth is nobody truly gives a shit, the world is full of bored and insecure people who don't have the balls to go after what they want

there's not enough love in people's hearts, and i don't mean hippie mentality

compassion and understanding, even the alpha male has these qualities

 

[redsamurai]

damn fuggin right, sad thing is people won't live this way because they are too busy pleasing everyone around them, when the truth is nobody truly gives a shit, the world is full of bored and insecure people who don't have the balls to go after what they want

there's not enough love in people's hearts, and i don't mean hippie mentality

compassion and understanding, even the alpha male has these qualities

wow, I am not unimpressed swolie. I didn't know you had that kind of depth..........just thought you were the guy obsessed with 300 and spraying axe on your ball bag. Well played.

 

[swole]

wow, I am not unimpressed swolie. I didn't know you had that kind of depth..........just thought you were the guy obsessed with 300 and spraying axe on your ball bag. Well played.

lol i've always been emotionally mushy!

 

[Wulfgar]

Wulfgar is always gay for pay

 

[SpyWizard]

a guy taking it in the ass for fun is as straight as a banana

suck the willie one time, that act is a homosexual act.. get a boner in the shower looking at a naked guy..

Yea, you are a homosexual..

nothing wrong with it, but it is what it is.. if it walks like a duck..

 

[Sub-Zero]

damn fuggin right, sad thing is people won't live this way because they are too busy pleasing everyone around them, when the truth is nobody truly gives a shit, the world is full of bored and insecure people who don't have the balls to go after what they want

there's not enough love in people's hearts, and i don't mean hippie mentality

compassion and understanding, even the alpha male has these qualities

wow, i was just talking to my brother about this exact same thing earlier today

 

[rnch]

Wulfgar is always gay for pay

i'll alert the news media....

 

[txbondsman]

I have always said that straight guys give the best blowjobs.

I won't fuck a straight guy though. Or a virgin.

<<< straight guy

a guy isn't straight then if he has gay relations. he's bisexual and prefers women. that's like saying a circle is a curved straight line. One exception, drug addicts.

 

[hardrock]

As soon as the "bro zone" was crossed, that bitch better have on a mouth piece and head gear cause somebody is getting KTFO.

LOL.

 

[AAP]

Straight guys toss salad the best too.

 

[seaking420]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WXabXHEpLI

 

[linebackerbare]

and straight guys are good fudge-packers too! ever been to mackinaw city?? tons of straight fudge-packers there..and its SO delicious too

 

[redsamurai]

Wulfgar is always gay for pay

whatever pays the bills. Are the gay guys down for the deuce play?

 

[redsamurai]

Straight guys toss salad the best too.

You could "possibly", and i mean a small possibiliity, make an argument for a straight guy sucking a cock and/or taking it in the ass every now and then if for curiousity or for money......I've heard stranger things. "HOWEVER"........tossing the salad is a line that once crossed, you are not straight. You put your tongue on a mans ass you are not straight.......end of discussion.

 

[javaguru]

You could "possibly", and i mean a small possibiliity, make an argument for a straight guy sucking a cock and/or taking it in the ass every now and then if for curiousity or for money......I've heard stranger things. "HOWEVER"........tossing the salad is a line that once crossed, you are not straight. You put your tongue on a mans ass you are not straight.......end of discussion.

I think the crux of the argument is whether the individual is turned on by the homosexual activity. If someone is turned on by the same sex then they're homosexual. If they're turned on by both sexes then they're bi-sexual. I don't understand it but I can acknowledge it.

 

[Wulfgar]

whatever pays the bills. Are the gay guys down for the deuce play?

Gay guys pay the most to get shit on actually.

 

[sugarlicious]

Anyway
Who Cares This Days
Gays, Straight, We Are All People And Everyone Should Do What Ever Makes Them Feel Good And Happy

 

[heatherrae]

Straight guys toss salad the best too.

Ive got the best recipe in the world for this bean salad with canellini beans and tomatoes and homemade vinagrette.

 

[Big Rick Rock]

LOL.

I was hoping to at least get a chuckle out of of that line.