what is the world coming too straight guys get in here

[MichaelScott]

why do you love to hear the stories, thats kinda wierd, give me an example...

 

[AAP]

why do you love to hear the stories, thats kinda wierd, give me an example...

oh god noooooo british sex is the most boring. no wonder the poor queefs are claiming to be straight just so they can get a shagging.

 

[AAP]

i have a virgin coming over on saturday.

Uggghh! I simply do not do virgins. I do not possess the patience or kindness to help them out their first time. The few times I did end up with one, sex quickly adjusted to just them sucking my dick so I could get off and get out.

 

[needtogetaas]

Fuck that shit.

 

[c-sharp minor]

Fuck that shit.

Pun intended?

 

[fistfullofsteel]

sort of like straight guys who go to jail and then wind up banging other dudes without the alcohol the as an excuse though.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Uggghh! I simply do not do virgins. I do not possess the patience or kindness to help them out their first time. The few times I did end up with one, sex quickly adjusted to just them sucking my dick so I could get off and get out.

this is a kindness shag - shes 22, was formerly overweight (good now) has low self esteem and to top it off, her best friend is a mole who hits on every guy that shows interest in her - im frankly over having her act like an adolescent, teeheeing about the latest guy shes crushing on and so shes going to get a crash course in Cock so that she can get on with her life, stop being a social retard and stop busting my balls with her inane dribbling

nice girl tho.

lol

 

[sugarlicious]

oh god noooooo british sex is the most boring. no wonder the poor queefs are claiming to be straight just so they can get a shagging.

Hey watch your mouth boi
You hear me, aren't you due a trip to the UK very soon
So you better watch out

And yes I TOO HAVE NOOOOOOOOO time for virgins or straight men
there are WAY TOO MUCH fine sexy hot full fledge gay and bi men around to waste my patience on virgins or straight men, it might have been ok for George Michael with Patience but not for me

 

[AAP]

this is a kindness shag - shes 22, was formerly overweight (good now) has low self esteem and to top it off, her best friend is a mole who hits on every guy that shows interest in her - im frankly over having her act like an adolescent, teeheeing about the latest guy shes crushing on and so shes going to get a crash course in Cock so that she can get on with her life, stop being a social retard and stop busting my balls with her inane dribbling

nice girl tho.

lol

I hope her teeth scrapes you. HAHAHAHAHA

 

[sugarlicious]

this is a kindness shag - shes 22, was formerly overweight (good now) has low self esteem and to top it off, her best friend is a mole who hits on every guy that shows interest in her - im frankly over having her act like an adolescent, teeheeing about the latest guy shes crushing on and so shes going to get a crash course in Cock so that she can get on with her life, stop being a social retard and stop busting my balls with her inane dribbling

nice girl tho.

lol

Oh dont you have a foreskin on that 5inch of yours mate, I agree with AAP
HAHAHAHAHAHA