What is the best toilet paper alternative?

[Dial_tone]

The neighbor's jacuzzi.

 

[almost-pro]

my boyfriends penis.

 

[tuc biscuit]

just hang your ass out the window till it dries up and falls off




Reminds me of a time my friend was caught short in the woods on holiday and used a map of the local area, a golf glove, some chewing gum wrappers and his own underwear to wipe up, god knows what the person who found it would have thought lol.

 

[ZKaudio]

the 3 seashells bro

 

[ChefWide]

I must confess, Im a typical inmate. I pee in old water bottles when Im too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom

 

[Cut]

wet grass.

 

[WalkingBeast]

A bag of razor blades usually does the trick for me.

 

[Spartacus]

brawny

 

[gonelifting]

band

 

[manny78]

Your hands, then wash'em. Should do the trick.