What is the best toilet paper alternative?

[jenscats5]

Leaves or corn cobs like in the olden days.....

 

[The Heretic1]

just hang your ass out the window till it dries up and falls off




Reminds me of a time my friend was caught short in the woods on holiday and used a map of the local area, a golf glove, some chewing gum wrappers and his own underwear to wipe up, god knows what the person who found it would have thought lol.

Any furry animal you have in the house. If none available, get the neighbors dog and bring him over right before you do the deed.


PS-Hey bro, I know you're trying to let everyone here see that you gave some chic the shocker, but shit on your finger should not be there any longer that it has too. And judging by the pic, you had time to get your camera and put on a shirt all the while with shit on your hand. Gross.