what cycle can make you gain 60 lbs in a year to avoid army

[redsamurai]

I could never go to war where a Washington DC politician said it was necessary to do so. There hasn't been a single administration in my lifetime that I would even rush a french schoolyard for.

 

[the_alcatraz]

i agree with you bro but this is MIDDLE EAST so every reason of war here is wrong. they are making muslims kill muslims for oil etc.. but middle east was always fucked . it used to be religious reasons before now its because of oil. but still if i dont lear war combat and a weapon i wont feel like a real man so i will still go and apply for commando

I'm Lebanese dude. I'm lived in Lebanon most of my life. I've been through war, in Lebanon. Don't try to preach to me about the middle east.

 

[the_alcatraz]

what?

Is that your woman bro?

 

[sterolizer]

Is that your woman bro?

Yeah it is lol why?

 

[digimon7068]

turkey bro. we have a weird rule . eastern goes to west and western goes to east. east is a fucked up place full of terrorists . and they usually send uneducated western to the most dangerous places and he is one of them. they would do anything to avoid getting there because for political reasons . even if terrorists shoot them they are not allowed to shoot back. they will only wait for their death. people used to love army before but now people think they are sacrificed for politicans and rich people for no purpose. i can speak english chinese and japanese and i am the only turkish who can speak these languages fluently so i will be fine in army but i know how they feel

oh...cuz i was gonna say, there's bullets flying around and bombs going off all the time in israel...shit, you're probably safer in the friggin' army than you are riding a bus to work in the morning...at least if you're in the army, you know that someone is probably gonna shoot at you and you have a weapon to shoot back with...

 

[gatemoney]

What happened to your tattoos?

Wtf are you talking about

 

[sterolizer]

Wtf are you talking about

The gay little tattoos you had all over your flat chested ass and skinny spit fuck arms, now in your profile pic none of them are there

 

[WoodyO]

If your buddy doesnt want to serve his two years, then just go with him to the enlisting office and suck each others dicks in front of an officer. Problem solved.

 

[sterolizer]

Wtf are you talking about

These tattoos

http://i.imgur.com/ny2yD.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2DkeD.jpg

 

[WoodyO]

These tattoos

http://i.imgur.com/ny2yD.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2DkeD.jpg

Trim that armpit hair bro. I can feal it reaching out towards me through the picture.