This update to "How the WeightedVestFag Turns" is brought to you buy a chat post made by '101' called 'Can you lick your elbow?'
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Cant lick my elbow. Tried. Got looks from passer-by that ranged between "Hey, look at that assnozzle!" to "Don't stare at that psychotic man, Johnny."
I did, however, ask WeightedVestFag to do it ("What? You can't? Strange... most athletes can...") He only tried it, oh, rough estimate? 347 times before I had to close my office door to keep from passing out from laughing so much.
I thank God every day that I can work with what may be the biggest tool to ever walk the earth. He makes work my 'happy place'.
Update Part Deux:
No word on working out with Dick Elbowlingus, he said maybe Wednesday coming, but that's no good, we are closed for 5 days for Easter and I must do this to him on my leg day (Sundays) so that he can do the 'Fraankenshteen' Wobble around the office for the coming week in full view of Sindee Silicone and all the younger folks around the office.
You know the walk, the one where your quads are so completely pulped that you have to walk around with your legs in perpetual hyperextension? Makes you look just like Lurch from the Adams Family.
Woody Sucksomecock maintains that his stay at the sex clinic was not 'sexual' at all, but rather a 'character' question he had to work out....
I have zero idea what he meant: is he gay? My underlying feeling is that it may have been for some kind of dysfunction brought about by doing Zoolander poses all day while wearing leaded clothing, but he was not very forthcoming.
There is a company pool & spring-beers night on Tuesday where I expect that once the office jaws have been lubed with some heffeweissen there will be beans a spillin' about Mary's visit to Doctor Ruth.
Stay tuned, and be careful out there.
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