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We should have an Elite MMA tournament!!

NJjuice22

NJjuice22

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we could setup a bunch of fights in different weightclasses and beat the shit out of each other!!

i'll fight at 175 or 185.....who else is down!




p.s...lol...for the assholes karma messaging me "skinny beatch"..i normally weigh 200-205 ...i would drop 20lbs to get into fight condition.
 
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in @ 190
 
NJjuice22 said:
we could setup a bunch of fights in different weightclasses and beat the shit out of each other!!

i'll fight at 175 or 185.....who else is down!
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I will beat you up and eat your avatar.
 
I'm dropping down to 190 to take swole on
 
Normally, I would be all over something like this. But I am still training for my fight with Suge Knight on the PPV. (Training = leaving numerous messages per day on his answering machine asking why he skeered to get it on.)

But otherwise, I would be so like whupping ya'll. All my fights would have stipulations too. Hair vs. Hair matches. Loser Leaves Town, Bra and Panties match, etc.. I would insist my matches take place in alternative arenas other than the Octagon. They would be staged in the Macy department store. Funco. On the Six Flags Scream Machine.

I mean, whupping ya'lls ass won't be hard, but I have to at least make it entertaining.
 
right now im sitting at my computer like Steven Seagal in "Hard to Kill" with the accupuncture needles all over my body.
 
Slat's got me by two inches in height, but if I get him in a grapple , he'll have to contend with my kielbasa and sauerkraut gas.
 
220 here
 
fuck that weight class shit. i'd wind up havin' to rassle Scotsman and shit........
 
HumanTarget said:
fuck that weight class shit. i'd wind up havin' to rassle Scotsman and shit........
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werd, but I take craps bigger than lil aap. So they'd have to classify us somehow.
 
I could kick anyones ass on this enitire board



IF ANYONE EVER WANTS a piece of me let me know and I'll Fing wipe the floor with your teeth and lips
 
OMEGA said:
I could kick anyones ass on this enitire board



IF ANYONE EVER WANTS a piece of me let me know and I'll Fing wipe the floor with your teeth and lips
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what are your stats????

oh and pitbullstl would fuckin pwn you.
 
OMEGA said:
I could kick anyones ass on this enitire board



IF ANYONE EVER WANTS a piece of me let me know and I'll Fing wipe the floor with your teeth and lips
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you aint got shit on my Miyagi Dojo Karah-te
 
Deterass said:
sissy!
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yeah pretty much
and no I am not fat ( well not THAT fat)

but I lift all the time and am mostly muscle

my post workout shake is usually a Super Burritto

which will end Sadly when my 12 week cutter starts :(
 
we should set up some regional qualifiers then broadcast the finals..

id love to throw you guys around but mma isnt my thing.... im way to pretty to get punched in the face..
 
Id gear up to 6 5 around 300 for the match. Itd be fun, like in February, a training goal, have a meetup in Vegas and have EF toughman contest. I used to box so this would be fun.
 
NJjuice22 said:
we could setup a bunch of fights in different weightclasses and beat the shit out of each other!!

i'll fight at 175 or 185.....who else is down!




p.s...lol...for the assholes karma messaging me "skinny beatch"..i normally weigh 200-205 ...i would drop 20lbs to get into fight condition.
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I would kick your ass............ I would greco throw your ass to the ground, then pass your weak guard........ then mount you and then drop heavy elbows on your ugly mug !!! Cut you up like a ginsu !!!

I am 168 and ready for anyone in my weight class
 
Maverick said:
I would kick your ass............ I would greco throw your ass to the ground, then pass your weak guard........ then mount you and then drop heavy elbows on your ughy mug !!! Cut you up like a ginsu !!!

I am 168 and ready for anyone in my weight class
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you want to mount NJ. would you like some oil? ever see Ladies Man?
 
Maverick said:
I would kick your ass............ I would greco throw your ass to the ground, then pass your weak guard........ then mount you and then drop heavy elbows on your ugly mug !!! Cut you up like a ginsu !!!

I am 168 and ready for anyone in my weight class
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the only type of fighter that could possibly beat me at my size is a sick boxer that could throw me off my game..if you tried to wrestle me or shoot for my legs i would fucking destroy you.
 
My left hook would break any of y'alls necks, one punch machine gun
 
NJjuice22 said:
the only type of fighter that could possibly beat me at my size is a sick boxer that could throw me off my game..if you tried to wrestle me or shoot for my legs i would fucking destroy you.
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where do you get your skill from, son?
 
ceasar989 said:
where do you get your skill from, son?
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lets see..here is my resume ..lol

wrestled in high school..county champ junior year in a tough ass division
lived in the projects until i was 14...lol..we fought every day.
atleast 20 plus street fights, never lost, got a tire iron to the forehead once though.
been training BJJ with a bJJ brown belt who goes to my gym for last 4 or 5 months.


whats yours....huh?...your maid been teaching you karate?? or did daddy high chuck norris as your coach.
 
NJjuice22 said:
lets see..here is my resume ..lol

wrestled in school..county champ junior year in a tough ass division
lived in the projects until i was 14...lol..we fought every day.
atleast 20 plus street fights
been training BJJ with a bJJ brown belt who goes to my gym for last 4 or 5 months.


whats yours....huh?...your maid been teaching you karate?? or did daddy high chuck norris as your coach.
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No, I just made things simple and bought myself a gun, you know, black man wearing a ski-mask style?
 
ceasar989 said:
No, I just made things simple and bought myself a gun, you know, black man wearing a ski-mask style?
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your not always gonna have your gun on you....everyone should learn to defend themselves .
 
buffer1 said:
back out from you,or anyone else not fucking likely
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Bro, whenever we get to finally meetup,we're gonna have to go at it. You would probably be some fun competition. Usually I don't consider little guys competition, but I have faith in your skills!:beer: :chomp:
 
StickFigure said:
Bro, whenever we get to finally meetup,we're gonna have to go at it. You would probably be some fun competition. Usually I don't consider little guys competition, but I have faith in your skills!:beer: :chomp:
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It would be fun,and we will meet up in the future,for sure,and I,m not as little as i look in my pic :chomp:
 
NJjuice22 said:
your not always gonna have your gun on you....everyone should learn to defend themselves .
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it was a joke, but yes I agree. I dunno, I havent been much of a fighter to be honest, peeps have always seemed to be intimidated by me for whatever reason, I dont know. Plus, after this one fight in grade 9 lol I've been too scared to fight ever since. It was a very unlucky fight even though I destroyed the kid, like three quick punches and this kids was erupting with blood. Little did I know, this guy was a hemophiliac and wouldnt stop bleeding and he needed a blood transfusion (yes, he lost that much blood). Well, the goodness didnt stop there, in addition to that he was also a jehovahs witness and apparently they arent allowed to get a blood transfusion so this kid is like dying lol. Long story short, I almost got a couple charges and expelled from my provincial school system. I took the advice my lawyer gave me, "know your victims before you take em" motherfucker.
 
Judo Tom said:
we should set up some regional qualifiers then broadcast the finals..

id love to throw you guys around but mma isnt my thing.... im way to pretty to get punched in the face..
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lol @ too pretty to get punched in the face.

I train when I get the chance now.....with two daughters, and one on the way in December....that's not very often.

But I'm in.......shit seeing as how we can't get a Midwest Meetup going in the 4 years I have been here.......I don't see this happening.


And holy shit.....I never knew Omega was a biggn' like me.
 
pitbullstl said:
And holy shit.....I never knew Omega was a biggn' like me.
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yeah If I can get my shit together and follow through on this 12 week cutter I may look pretty good
but I have to admit, though I am disciplned on lifting I have not done a proper balls to the wall cutter in like 2 years or so, and its about time I do...
 
StickFigure said:
I'm at 275 but I'll stomp a mud hole in your sorry ass!
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hell i might be at 300 for all i know. i havent weighed myself in the past month. at the gym i stood on the scale a few months ago and it only went up to 300 and i had to guess how much i weighed cause it went passed 300. :worried:
 
bigmann245 said:
hell i might be at 300 for all i know. i havent weighed myself in the past month. at the gym i stood on the scale a few months ago and it only went up to 300 and i had to guess how much i weighed cause it went passed 300. :worried:
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LOL!!

"You have given out too much Karma in the last 24 hours, try again later."
 
lots of big dudes on here!!

i honestly think this would be more entertaining then most mma fights you see now.
 
Judo Tom said:
lots of big dudes on here!!

i honestly think this would be more entertaining then most mma fights you see now.
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agreed. Too much ground and not enough pound these days. The original say.....6 UFC's were kick ass.
 
yeah thats another reason i like pride is because a lot of times there big matches are just freak shows or big mis matches in terms of size or styles which makes it fun to watch.

if i wanted to watch a great display of technical ability.. i would watch some JUDO :P
 
Judo Tom said:
yeah thats another reason i like pride is because a lot of times there big matches are just freak shows or big mis matches in terms of size or styles which makes it fun to watch.

if i wanted to watch a great display of technical ability.. i would watch some JUDO :P
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LOL! Yeah. Hey, what's the name of that current UFC guy with the killer Judo skills, Santoyo or somethin' like that? Guy has some kick ass take down skills!
 
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