We have a Morons at the gym thread. How about a Moronic things to do thread?

[bruce9241]

I've often pondered about retarded things to do at the gym. During my cardio session I always think about funny/retarded things I could do to stir things up in my fitness center.

How about this. Go up to the Gym manager and ask him where the bowflex machines are. Or complaing that the juice bar area doesn't serve corn dogs. Or when you're signing up for a new gym you can ask the sales guy, "are the showers here big enough for two people?"

What kind of stupid stuff would you ask or do at the gym? You know, just for fun.

 

[bruce9241]

How about going around and asking people, "are you using this equipment?" If they say no you just walk away.

 

[1slow_si]

My wife's gym, er, (Fitness Center)might just have corn dogs...lol. They have pizza night, coffee and bagels, sometimes doughnuts, and sometimes chick fil a! Talk about job security!
B.

 

[bruce9241]

My wife's gym, er, (Fitness Center)might just have corn dogs...lol. They have pizza night, coffee and bagels, sometimes doughnuts, and sometimes chick fil a! Talk about job security!
B.

Is it Planet fitness?

 

[billyawesome]

Ya it's gotta be planet fitness......with it's max dumbells of 60 lbs lol

 

[needtogetaas]

How about going around and asking people, "are you using this equipment?" If they say no you just walk away.

Or if they say yes I just started using it. Its going to be a wile. You then set up shop, stand there and watch/wait for the next 30 mins. Make sure you never take your eyes off of them the whole time ether. Just grill the hell out of them.

Throw in a couple of yawns,maybe a grunt and a a few pissed of glares at the clock.

O wait I do that when There is a dick head doing curls in the squat rack. HA HA But man its pretty rude.

 

[OneBreath]

I think it was jackass where the guy wore sweatpants and had a boner walking around the gym. Then would run up to spot some dude on the flat bench so his cock was in the guys face lol.

 

[1slow_si]

Is it Planet fitness?

Yup, you guessed it! She just does cardio and tans, so you can't beat the price. Maybe one day I can convince her that she wont get big by lifting weights. lol.

 

[Sub-Zero]

haha awsome thread.

id pull some random persons pants down while they were up on the pullup bar doing a set.

the pullup bars in my gym are positioned on the side and very high up overlooking the weight room that everyone in the weight room would see it,

 

[bruce9241]

Go around the gym and try to deadlift random things like the leg press machine, the rack that holds all the plates and the treadmill.

Grab an olympic bar and some plates, bring it to the curling area and start squatting. Rest the bar on the preacher curl station between sets.

Shrug the pink 5 pound dumbells infront of everyone. Works great if you're huge.

Do squats while wearing a construction hard hat.

Ask the personal trainer if he wants to arm wrestle.

 

[ExtraMile]

Go around the gym and try to deadlift random things like the leg press machine, the rack that holds all the plates and the treadmill.

Grab an olympic bar and some plates, bring it to the curling area and start squatting. Rest the bar on the preacher curl station between sets.

Shrug the pink 5 pound dumbells infront of everyone. Works great if you're huge.

Do squats while wearing a construction hard hat.

Ask the personal trainer if he wants to arm wrestle.

wow I lol'ed pretty hard at these, ha ha

 

[musketeer]

How about doing some of the routines in Flex?

 

[moya]

How about doing some of the routines in Flex?

...now thats going a bit too far...

 

[needtogetaas]

haha awsome thread.

id pull some random persons pants down while they were up on the pullup bar doing a set.

the pullup bars in my gym are positioned on the side and very high up overlooking the weight room that everyone in the weight room would see it,

lmao.

 

[bruce9241]

Get a game of craps started in the locker room. Works best if all players are naked.

If you have a hairy ass, only shave one ass cheek. Then strut around in the locker room.

Do donkey calf raises with a male partner sitting on your back.

 

[bruce9241]

Theres this guy who always does "pop & lock" in the stretch area. He's always there dancing. Nobody goes up to talk to him though. I think I just might go up to him and start dancing. Maybe start beat boxing. I can't dance and I certainly cannot beat box, but it's worth trying.

If you don't know what pop and lock is, here is a video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ7ZexVCp3g

 

[strictly poontang]

I've got the best. The World Gym I used to go to had a wall with about 12-15 8x10's of famous body builders and fitness models that the gym owner had met and had them auto'd. I had someone take a photo of me curling a barbell at home wearing blue jeans with my stomach bloated out as much as posible. Printed it, wrote "stay jacked", signed it, and inserted it in frame over dorian yates. Figured it would be down the next day, it stayed up for a year. The owner thought it was hilarious. At least twice a week while working out, I'd see someone constantly checking me out and they'd finally approach me and ask me something stupid like "Hey, you're that guy on the wall. Are you a pro wrestler or something?"

 

[elmarcouk]

Go around the gym and try to deadlift random things like the leg press machine, the rack that holds all the plates and the treadmill.

Grab an olympic bar and some plates, bring it to the curling area and start squatting. Rest the bar on the preacher curl station between sets.

Shrug the pink 5 pound dumbells infront of everyone. Works great if you're huge.

Do squats while wearing a construction hard hat.

Ask the personal trainer if he wants to arm wrestle.

If ever get big enough, im gonna grab a pair of them and start doing shrugs, curls, press' with them!

 

[bruce9241]

Fly a paper airplane around the free weights area. The ones with the pointy fronts are the best.

Try to lift weights with your face. Lay on your back like you're doing crunches. Then put a 25 pound plate on your face and lift.

 

[ready2rumble]

I float from gym to gym to keep things fresh and this one gym is in an area with alot of asians. one day this asian dude is doing tai chi in front of the db racks, if i had my phone i woulda recorded that sht and utubed it.

 

[bruce9241]

Tai Chi infront of the dumbell racks. That's awesome. Better than curling in the squat rack

 

[ready2rumble]

Tai Chi infront of the dumbell racks. That's awesome. Better than curling in the squat rack

i know....i leave my phone in the car when i train or else you would be laffin your ass off from the video. he was gettin after it for a good 5 minutes

 

[grubd]

How about doing some of the routines in Flex?

haha winner, that mag blows

 

[bruce9241]

I was being a real moron yesterday myself. It was father's day and only about five people in the gym. I was doing deadlifts and since there weren't that many people there I grunted very loudly like a madman. It was great because I had the best pulling session I've ever had. I'm going to start grunting/yelling very loud from now on, not to be a jackass, but to get that extra rep in.