uh oh.

[healother]

here's what i've decided.

they're gonna offer me the job. I ace every interview, probably cause i can bullshit my way through anything.

i'll only take it IF:
i get my own office which i can decorate.
I get unmoderated access to the internet all day.
The pay is substantial.
The people seem cool. and ugly.

then, i'll work there until they realize i'm not actually doing anything. it took 15 years for that to happen at my last job.

LOL

I'm amazed that so many people can get away with this.

I don't even like BSing in interviews though. So I have a harder time getting jobs than most people.

Did you get fired from your last job or laid off? What was your last job?

 

[stilleto]

LOL

I'm amazed that so many people can get away with this.

I don't even like BSing in interviews though. So I have a harder time getting jobs than most people.

Did you get fired from your last job or laid off? What was your last job?

i quit my last job. haven't worked in around 6 or 7 months.
i did a little of everything and a lot of nothing.

 

[healother]

i quit my last job. haven't worked in around 6 or 7 months.
i did a little of everything and a lot of nothing.

do you feel like it will be harder to get a job since you've been away from work for awhile?

what did you do for your last job? how well did they pay?

 

[stilleto]

do you feel like it will be harder to get a job since you've been away from work for awhile?

what did you do for your last job? how well did they pay?

my official title changed with the wind. whatever i needed to be. marketing manager, art director, sales administrator.
i did ok. i never worked past 3pm, never took work home with me, never came in earlier than 9am. I often did absolutely nothing all day. I made btwn 40-50k.

 

[healother]

my official title changed with the wind. whatever i needed to be. marketing manager, art director, sales administrator.
i did ok. i never worked past 3pm, never took work home with me, never came in earlier than 9am. I often did absolutely nothing all day. I made btwn 40-50k.

dang, do you have a degree? where are you located?

 

[stilleto]

dang, do you have a degree? where are you located?

yeah, i have a masters of fine arts with a major in design.

i'm in the US, that's all i'll say.

 

[healother]

yeah, i have a masters of fine arts with a major in design.

i'm in the US, that's all i'll say.

how many times does one have to interview to find a job that easy and that pays that well?

i have a BA in psych, and im completely at a loss as what to do with my life.