uh oh.

[stilleto]

i was serious about thinking that maybe I should look for a job.
ideally, i want to work part time and not very hard. I want some power, to make a decent amount of money (none of this $10 an hour shit), and work close to home. I want to be able to come and go as i please, and surf the net while at the office.

so i wrote up a resume.

surprisingly, there wasn't that many places for me to send it to, other than a really big company that's right near my house. i sent it there, as well as another place that's not far. neither said they had an actual job opening for what i want to do (nothing), but... the other place just wrote me and wants me to come in for an interview on thursday. to be a technical writer. they make some shit i never heard of, but apparently every nobel physics winner has.

I hope they don't want me to learn their product line. i might have to hire samoth and sassy to teach me.

or, you know, do my job for me.

 

[the-short-one]

i was serious about thinking that maybe I should look for a job.
ideally, i want to work part time and not very hard. I want some power, to make a decent amount of money (none of this $10 an hour shit), and work close to home. I want to be able to come and go as i please, and surf the net while at the office.

so i wrote up a resume.

surprisingly, there wasn't that many places for me to send it to, other than a really big company that's right near my house. i sent it there, as well as another place that's not far. neither said they had an actual job opening for what i want to do (nothing), but... the other place just wrote me and wants me to come in for an interview on thursday. to be a technical writer. they make some shit i never heard of, but apparently every nobel physics winner has.

I hope they don't want me to learn their product line. i might have to hire samoth and sassy to teach me.

or, you know, do my job for me.

technical writer = writing technical manuals?

that sounds like a lot of fun, stilleto. lolol

 

[jenscats5]

Kiss a lot of butt & no one will care if you can do your job or not......

 

[ortiz34]

No work for you, need to stay focused on your EF job.

 

[stilleto]

technical writer = writing technical manuals?

that sounds like a lot of fun, stilleto. lolol

i guess so. or sales material and stuff i think. i hope i don't have to work late. or travel. or learn anything.
and i need a very big office.

 

[chilidog0425]

in the interview, tell them you need a company cell phone, company car, and 8 weeks of paid vacation a year. and you'll settle for nothing less than management.

also, you better learn how to do those TPS reports right.

 

[stilleto]

No work for you, need to stay focused on your EF job.

maybe you're right.
i might be a little TOO creative to write something seriously technical.

 

[stilleto]

in the interview, tell them you need a company cell phone, company car, and 8 weeks of paid vacation a year. and you'll settle for nothing less than management.

also, you better learn how to do those TPS reports right.

what the hell is a tps report?
i'm nervous about the interview- but mostly because what if the job is really good? i'll have to take it and... you know... work.

 

[ortiz34]

what the hell is a tps report?
i'm nervous about the interview- but mostly because what if the job is really good? i'll have to take it and... you know... work.

Ever seen the movie office space? That is where the "tps reports" came from.
Ummmm....K? yeeaaahh.....

 

[UA_Iron]

what the hell is a tps report?
i'm nervous about the interview- but mostly because what if the job is really good? i'll have to take it and... you know... work.

did you get the memo?

I'm a better technical writer than Sassy or Samoth btw.