uggghhh purchasing generic Xmas gifts

[AAP]

Subject : Male, mid 40s, ER doc that has sent a good bit of biz my way and made me a very very happy camper with my new contracts.

Want to send a gift but no clue to what he likes or anything. I do know he doesn't smoke and does not drink at all. Not even a sip.

Trying to keep it under $300.

 

[WoodyO]

http://www.fleshlight.com/freaks/zombie/

 

[bigbassturd]

Gift card his punk ass

 

[pdaddyII]

Gift card for sure, anything more personal than that and he might think you're a twinkie

 

[miplank]

reach around

 

[AAP]

How did I know half the responses would be sex related?

Gift cards are impractical. Fuck I don't even know if the dude puts up a tree so a very nice ornament is out of the question.

 

[WoodyO]

Jesus, just suck his dick.

 

[bigbassturd]

How did I know half the responses would be sex related?

Gift cards are impractical. Fuck I don't even know if the dude puts up a tree so a very nice ornament is out of the question.

impractical? He gets to buy whatever the fuck he really wants with someone else's money and gets to skip the fake appreciation routine for whatever useless piece of shit you'd get him instead

 

[TableFun]

What does he drive?

 

[pdaddyII]

Does he golf?