i'll never forget- in college, i was working in macy's. these two obvious tranny's came up to my counter and said, "excuse me, can you tell me where the dressing rooms are?"
well... the ladies dressing room was in one direction and the mens room was in another.
I was staring at them, and saying err... uhhh..um... as they tapped their feet impatiently. I KNEW they were not women. they were manly and 6 feet tall with big man hands and giant feet (like me) with deep voices (not like me) and beard stubble and wore wigs and fake nails.
i looked around for my manager, and they asked me again, "Can you just tell us where they are???"
so finally, in a shakey, barely there voice I said, "mens or ladies?"
they gave me that overly dramatic look, rolling their eyes. "Ladies!"
I hesitated, but told them. After they walked away, i told my manager, who got pissed and went over to them and said they had to use the MENS changing room. They said, "WHY would we use the mens changing room??"
My manager said, "because you ARE men."
and they said, "No we most certainly are NOT."
they had a staredown and my manager realized he can't prove it, and had to let them use the ladies changing room.