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Today, I came out to my car, and fattie and his gf were standing near it talking, sharing a romantic moment. This was afterschool BTW. First off, it disgusted me to see them kiss, afterall, she is my girl really. Well, me bieng the swell guy that I am, I was going to let it pass. THen fattie made a smart remark to me, he said, "hey vince, I was at the crafts store yesterday, and they say sales are up 18% since you quit there."
I had had enough. I ran charged across the parking lot, right at him, then I realized that I worked chest the other day, and It would hurt my recovery if I got in a fist fight. So what I did was take his gf's back pack, which was laying next to them, and threw it under chris's car (chris happened to be pulling out of his spot.)
I yelled for chris, "back up chris, now her back pack is under your tire!!" HE did, and crushed all her books.
BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHA
Then fattie struck me right in my chest, which was still weak from my workout. I fell down, then he threw his 250+lb body on my 170 lb frame. He grabbed my hair, and started hitting my face. Fuck him, that piece of shit, I blocked most of his shots with my forearms anyway, but he still had me pinned down. THen chris came up from behind, and kicked fattie in the head, fattie went down hard too.
By this time, students and facuilty had broken it all up, and I didnt get in trouble becuase everyone saw him beating on me. Im Mr. Innocent. THey asked me if I was okay, and I said I might need to sue the school, but I will think about it. THen me and chris threw her back pack in the trunk, and drove away off into the sunset. Now fattie knows better than to mess with me; fucking punk.
I had had enough. I ran charged across the parking lot, right at him, then I realized that I worked chest the other day, and It would hurt my recovery if I got in a fist fight. So what I did was take his gf's back pack, which was laying next to them, and threw it under chris's car (chris happened to be pulling out of his spot.)
I yelled for chris, "back up chris, now her back pack is under your tire!!" HE did, and crushed all her books.
BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHA
Then fattie struck me right in my chest, which was still weak from my workout. I fell down, then he threw his 250+lb body on my 170 lb frame. He grabbed my hair, and started hitting my face. Fuck him, that piece of shit, I blocked most of his shots with my forearms anyway, but he still had me pinned down. THen chris came up from behind, and kicked fattie in the head, fattie went down hard too.
By this time, students and facuilty had broken it all up, and I didnt get in trouble becuase everyone saw him beating on me. Im Mr. Innocent. THey asked me if I was okay, and I said I might need to sue the school, but I will think about it. THen me and chris threw her back pack in the trunk, and drove away off into the sunset. Now fattie knows better than to mess with me; fucking punk.
