This chick at the wedding...

[MrMuscle]

men like you just don't seem to understand that well equipped men only extend opportunities once before moving unto other opportunities. How is the penis enlargement procedure going?

bah, i got other qualities they like. Namely a wooden leg.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I guess I dont understand womenz

I think it may be a uniquely Americal problem. Caused by our women being pulled in 7 different directions at all times. They are supposed to be:
1) smart
2)successful
3)assertive-they have that one down pat
4)sexy
5)career oriented
6)family oriented
7)large breasted and small waisted

 

[manson]

I don't know... If it was my wedding, I would wait a little longer before you asked out one of your wives bridesmaids.

 

[Dr.M]

I think it may be a uniquely Americal problem. Caused by our women being pulled in 7 different directions at all times. They are supposed to be:
1) smart
2)successful
3)assertive-they have that one down pat
4)sexy
5)career oriented
6)family oriented
7)large breasted and small waisted

But what does that have to do with, "I'll go to dinner with you, I don't give out my number"... I would have taken that as a 'get lost buddy'.

 

[casavant]

You guys are right. Good lord how I hate to call girls up and ask them out. I still get nervous. Why can't they just call me and ask if I'd like to fuck their brains out?

Man, I hear you loud and clear. I have to wait until I've just got done with a killer workout and have a nice endorphin high, am in a pretty good mood overall, and it really helps if I took some adderall about an hour before so I feel nice and talkative. But I still hate it.

Good luck to ya, compadre.

 

[Testosterone boy]

But what does that have to do with, "I'll go to dinner with you, I don't give out my number"... I would have taken that as a 'get lost buddy'.

I have no idea what you are talking about. Perhaps you have the thread mixed up? She was eager to give her number.

 

[Dr.M]

I guess I do, don't know how I did that tho, doh. I remember (so I thought) "I dont give my number" but somehow left it on the phone with an extra digit, oh well, there goes another brain cell.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Geez..I feel like I've lost a couple billion of those babies.