things i've wondered about

[stilleto]

how do dogs know to eat grass when they want to throw up?

what is it about a black person's voice that makes them recognizable about being black over the phone (except for dialtone)? (i'm not talking about ghetto sounding ebonics. I'm talking about the tone or richness or dialect)

why aren't all beer bottles twist off?

how did the first person who ate an artichoke know that they had to boil the crap out of it before it's edible?

 

[Captain FT]

how do dogs know to eat grass when they want to throw up?

The same way women know to drink lots of champagne when they want to throw up.

 

[-SD-]

Racist.

 

[stilleto]

Racist.

artichoke.

 

[Big Rick Rock]

how do dogs know to eat grass when they want to throw up?

Instinct

what is it about a black person's voice that makes them recognizable about being black over the phone (except for dialtone)? (i'm not talking about ghetto sounding ebonics. I'm talking about the tone or richness or dialect)

Instinct

why aren't all beer bottles twist off?

Instinct

how did the first person who ate an artichoke know that they had to boil the crap out of it before it's edible?

Instinct

Intuition.

 

[pbhardbody]

Is this a "guess what letto was doing last night" thread?

eating some artichoke dip
washin it down with a beer
and watchin the dog eat grass
when a black telemarketer called.

Do I win?

 

[Smurfy]

lol pb

 

[Strongbow]

Is this a "guess what letto was doing last night" thread?

eating some artichoke dip
washin it down with a beer
and watchin the dog eat grass
when a black telemarketer called.

Do I win?

No you don't win, you SUX.

 

[pbhardbody]

No you don't win, you SUX.

thanks bro... are you no longer allowed in plat or what?

 

[Strongbow]

thanks bro... are you no longer allowed in plat or what?

I was there all week. Where were you?

 

[pbhardbody]

I was there. Musta been after your bed time.

 

[Strongbow]

I was there. Musta been after your bed time.

 

[stilleto]

Is this a "guess what letto was doing last night" thread?

eating some artichoke dip
washin it down with a beer
and watchin the dog eat grass
when a black telemarketer called.

Do I win?

well two out of four.
i did have a beer and my dog did eat grass and then throw up.
i don't know what made me think of the other two things.

 

[Strongbow]

eating some artichoke dip= Chunky Sperm
washin it down with a beer= Had a beer
and watchin the dog eat grass = Seen this
when a black telemarketer called= Barry White Music

 

[pbhardbody]

well two out of four.
i did have a beer and my dog did eat grass and then throw up.
i don't know what made me think of the other two things.

Watchin a Will Smith movie maybe??

 

[digimon7068]

who was the first person to eat moldy cheese and then decided to make salad dressing out of it??

 

[stilleto]

Watchin a Will Smith movie maybe??

nope.
i might watch a movie later though.

 

[pbhardbody]

nope.
i might watch a movie later though.

girl on girl?

 

[pbhardbody]

who was the first person to eat moldy cheese and then decided to make salad dressing out of it??

good question... Im sure glad they did though. Bleu cheese... ftw

 

[digimon7068]

good question... Im sure glad they did though. Bleu cheese... ftw

i'm a BIG fan too. . .but damn! it's just moldy friggin' cheese.

 

[pbhardbody]

i'm a BIG fan too. . .but damn! it's just moldy friggin' cheese.

Makes you wonder if moldy bread actually tastes good.

 

[stilleto]

girl on girl?

of course!
i just got home... went to dinner with some friends and then played poker. I suck.

 

[pbhardbody]

of course!
i just got home... went to dinner with some friends and then played poker. I suck.

good to hear on the g on g!
ok... but how did you do at poker?

 

[nimbus]

shwayze sounds like he's white; can't always recognize a blick by his voice