The *talk Like A Brit* Thread

[big_bad_buff]

shant fulk wit me daz. I'll have you pushing potzies you fandango. believith me forith nowith shitesh fuckith ate doggy poo you nap twit shit pit kit lit fit sorry to much ephedrin HAHAHAHAHA

 

[jackangel]

ya like dagz?

 

[gettinlarger]

What the ...

 

[The Red Dragon]

Cockney?

 

[rickcorso]

bloody banned!!

 

[gmanlax7]

sook my foking cok

 

[AAP]

Not even close.


Someone go get Victorian Guy.

 

[flexygrl]

When my hubby and I went to Paris we had to take Virgin Atlantic to London for a stopover. Even though the flight attendents were speaking english, we couldn't understand them. We asked them to repeat themselves like a million times. It was really funny!

Oh and they were all so pretty. Never saw so many blond women in my life!!!

 

[tuc biscuit]

All the IQ's in this thread would need to at least double before any of you could do a decent impression of a brit YOU RUDDY BURKS!!

 

[flexygrl]

LOL

 

[big_bad_buff]

When my hubby

Enough.......BANNED!!!

 

[CASS]

When my hubby and I went to Paris we had to take Virgin Atlantic to London for a stopover. Even though the flight attendents were speaking english, we couldn't understand them. We asked them to repeat themselves like a million times. It was really funny!

Oh and they were all so pretty. Never saw so many blond women in my life!!!

i like the part where you said " even though they were speaking english we didn't understand them".

We they are english and speaking their own language. its not that they sounded foreign or odd to you, its you that didn't understand real english.

it always makes me laugh when i speak with americans. it can be fun

 

[CASS]

All the IQ's in this thread would need to at least double before any of you could do a decent impression of a brit YOU RUDDY BURKS!!

lol! i know what you mean bro

 

[tuc biscuit]

What they don't realise is the enourmous variation in regional accents; scouse, geordie, cornish, manc etc. not to mention how different the Scottish, Welsh and Irish accents are.

 

[CASS]

i hear ya. most think that we all talk alike!

also not forgeting to add to your list, southerners, northerners, midlands.

 

[flexygrl]

I completely agree. It was just really funny. FInally the lady next to us had to translate. My husband works for a global company and sometimes he lets me listen in on conference calls because it's just funny. He loves talking to scottish people the best. He totally doesn't understand a word they are saying.

 

[tuc biscuit]

I'm a good northern lad, and bloody hate plummy southern accents. Since some of my friends went off to uni they have cultivated sed southern accents, which is pretty amusing and annoying. What is odd though is that one of my friends went about 150 miles north to Durham uni and came back with the toffiest southern accent I've ever heard, very odd.

 

[CASS]

southern accents are my far the best!!! LOL!

 

[FreeballinDC]

Here, I'll talk like a Brit.


Bloody Hell, my Jaguar just broke down for the 20th time this month.

There ya go!

 

[Y_lifter]

Oh bloody rot !

 

[tuc biscuit]

Here, I'll talk like an American;

"I'm an idiot"

 

[theoak01]

Bollocks

 

[CASS]

Here, I'll talk like a Brit.


Bloody Hell, my Jaguar just broke down for the 20th time this month.

There ya go!

Oh bloody rot !

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!