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javaguru
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An ex-girlfriend swore I looked like David Boreanaz...more than Nick Lachey but you can never trust a wiminz...so I don't know...
*ebony*
New member
pic? i'm only physically a female, unimportant. which makes my opinion a trusted source. and they are both hawt looking men, so you can lose.lol
javaguru
Banned
I think I have face pics in my gallery...
*ebony*
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wow, i need to start visting people's profiles more, very nice!
oh and face, its hard to compare with that one pic in ur gallery, its too small, and not a fully frontal face pic, so its harder to calculate shape/dimensions.
javaguru
Banned
Bad photo...after a twelve hour day....
One of my favorites...young Java with my dad...
*ebony*
New member
Bad photo...after a twelve hour day....
One of my favorites...young Java with my dad...
haha you do like both of them!! after careful analysis, i noticed some distinctions.
David-longer face/softer around the jawbone, more prominent chin
nick-shorter forhead, eyes not as deep set/brows too low, chin
you look like both men, but i'd say u look more like david as well because of the eyes. if you had a more oval/ more rounded jaw/less rugged look you'd look like him ALOT.
*ebony*
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oh and its a nice face, looking good java! looks like Everything looks pretty good. inspection passed, time for a test drive?j/k(cause your celibate and all and people probably go to hell for attempting to test drive parked cars.lolol dang im lame, its late i'm gonna go to bed. night fellas
Lumberg
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lol wut
digimon7068
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the REAL jersey shore...
jersey shore pa - Google Maps
...those greaseballs are just a bunch of wannabe's.
jersey shore pa - Google Maps
...those greaseballs are just a bunch of wannabe's.
I'm proud to say I've never seen even 30 seconds of that show. Guidos piss my shit off.
cw801
New member
I watch it - I admit it.....got sucked in last season. It's like my "cheat meal" for TV.......
And Mike is a douche! He flipped the bitch switch bigtime over the last couple of shows........he will be forgotten by next year. I hear he is moving to LA because he is now addicted to his "stardom". Pleeeeeze.....
And Mike is a douche! He flipped the bitch switch bigtime over the last couple of shows........he will be forgotten by next year. I hear he is moving to LA because he is now addicted to his "stardom". Pleeeeeze.....
my guilty pleasure (that I don't admit to waching lol) for TV is Cougar Town. Its hilar - 40 is the new 20!
I never did get into Jersey Shore.well I was pulling for him since he played it cool
now its obviuos it was a front
dude blew it........I mean you dont treat people like that, I dont care who you think you are
I would have grabbed him by his neck lol
I think Java looks like Mark Ruffalo
am I off base?
wow...no you're not. Good call.
calveless wonder
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i actually watched part of jersey shore for the first time....
i don't hate it as much as i thought. it really reminds me of my frat brothers and friends from back home, albeit less over the top than the show.
but the sense of humor and type of jokes/shit they say to be funny are spot on. and of course they sound like me. No wonder everyone makes the jersey shore reference to me down here in FL.
the aspect I hate of it is glorifying the guido lifestyle like it's everything. so gay. but in that episode i didn't really any of that besides stupid snooki. although she was funny.....junk junk junk.. "I'm drunk as fuck. i don't care" lmao. reminded me so much of going to college in NJ
The situation reminds me SO much of my one friend from staten island, as far as the way he treats girls. exactly the same. except it usually works for my friend a lot better
i don't hate it as much as i thought. it really reminds me of my frat brothers and friends from back home, albeit less over the top than the show.
but the sense of humor and type of jokes/shit they say to be funny are spot on. and of course they sound like me. No wonder everyone makes the jersey shore reference to me down here in FL.
the aspect I hate of it is glorifying the guido lifestyle like it's everything. so gay. but in that episode i didn't really any of that besides stupid snooki. although she was funny.....junk junk junk.. "I'm drunk as fuck. i don't care" lmao. reminded me so much of going to college in NJ
The situation reminds me SO much of my one friend from staten island, as far as the way he treats girls. exactly the same. except it usually works for my friend a lot better
I think that people from Long Island are the only people on earth who think there's any difference between LI and NJ.
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lartinos
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You make a sort of valid point..
The south shore of LI, people from staten island,
And parts of jersey I find the people to be very much similar. And sure many people may hear me around the country and couldn't tell the difference that I am from the North Shore. But...
If you lived here even for a short amount of time you could see there is a difference between myself and how they speak/act.
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lartinos
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Mike is famous enough now that he can get a hot chick finally, lol.
He knows friends of mine and I'm sure they can hook him up anyway now too.
This season he got rejected by every hot girl and got really close to a tranny!
He kissed his arm I think, lol.
He knows friends of mine and I'm sure they can hook him up anyway now too.
This season he got rejected by every hot girl and got really close to a tranny!
He kissed his arm I think, lol.
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lartinos
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I haven't seen any episodes of dancing with the stars, buy from what I've seen of mike he either got plastic surgery to get rid of those craters on his face or has make-up on. Either way he looks way better..
calveless wonder
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you're obviously from Arkansas and have no idea what you're talking about
The Hamptons are like NJ?
needtogetarmy
CEO of Project Mayhem
The Situation has let the fame go to his head.
Snookie said Vinny is the only one packing meat in the house. Steroids can't increase the size of every part on your body.
Snookie said Vinny is the only one packing meat in the house. Steroids can't increase the size of every part on your body.
Is a year in Manhattan enough?
I think the Manhattan people hated LI more than Jersey, the idea being at least the people from Jersey have an excuse...
nimbus
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there are def a lot of similarities but NJ has a classless douche thing going while LI gives off more of a spoiled cocky tool vibe
needtogetarmy
CEO of Project Mayhem
Nothing wrong with that.
lol ok
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lartinos
Guest
Not long enough if you can't tell the difference between someone from the south shore and northshore.
I'm closer to Connecticut than I am the south shore, lol.
I'm closer to Connecticut than I am the south shore, lol.
I'm sure there's a nice, snooty part of Jersey somewhere. And what % of LonGuylanders live in The Hamptons?
calveless wonder
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There are plenty of them.
but they're not the same.
and the hamptons are part of long island.so it's technically long island
And there's a big distinction between Nassau and Suffolk county. Nassau county in a lot of places isn't much more than an extension of Queens. Which it pretty much literally is since it's on the border
javaguru
Banned
TY ebony...
I e-luv you too ebony...there are a lot of good wiminz on ef... Maybe the gals can collaborate to create their perfect manz..kind of like Weird Science...? Just don't trust Shirlene, I suspect she's evil....I'm kidding Shirlene...I e-luv you too...
*ebony*
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might work if we all knew exactly what we were looking for...but since i dont, my contributions of ideas in creating this so called perfect man would mostly be general. sounds like a fun project though!!
getting drug behind a pickup truck untill your body is torn and tattered is okay by you>?
cause that happened somewhat near austin in east texas
