The retarded guy and my girl friend

[digimon7068]

i washed my freakin hands off in the car.

i think i would have poured lighter fluid on them and set them on fire. . .

 

[Turd Ferguson]

true dat.....LMAO



owned by a retarded guy who wanked off in the bathroom


bwwahahahahahahah


WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU SHAKE HIS HAND???

Drunk and not thinking and didn't realize my mistake until I felt the lotion on his hand. It puts the lotion on its skin flute. Or else i need the hose again.

 

[DannoMight]

The look on his face was classic. That retarted tough out and stroking it. I got to think he was thinking about my gf. He mumbled something that sounded like waaaahhhhhhhaaaggggghhhh and kept on jackin.

you were in the next stall tuggin ur weiner yourself while ur bullshittin.

i washed my freakin hands off in the car.

you had someone else's peckergerms swirling ur hands. did u smell ur hand after you got in the car. and how did you wash ur hands in the car?

 

[jh1]

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[jh1]

Shoot I didn't even make fun of him because of the newness of my realtionship with the gf. You have to accomidate the slow folks in public don't you?

Wait. So... for you, not making fun of him that night was only a front you were putting up for your girlfriend????


That's lame bro.... do you beat up old ladies too?

 

[all the whey]

I don't think the retarded guy sounds all that dumb. He noticed that the girl was with Turd Ferguson, and figured he would have a shot to hit it also if Turd did.

 

[heatherrae]

 

[GoldenDelicious]

the only thing stupider than shaking his hand was fingerbanging your gf after

(if you made a funny face and had to think back after reading this, then...LOL )

 

[SpyWizard]

My best friend (not JH1 who dosen't even consider me a friend anymore cause my wife dosen't fuck dudes for coke) had a birthday last week so I told him that we would go out for dinner and drinks the past Sat. night.

I bring the girlfriend along, we go with another couple and his wife to dinner. Had a o.k. dinner and decided to go to our favorite cheers type bar. Lil place in Florissant where we all grew up. There is a young retarted kid who I have seen in there before drinking like a fish. I don't understand why they give the retarted kid liquor or who may be f'd in the head enough to give the kid a ride up to the bar or let him out of sight to go to a bar.

Anyway we are drinking and I see the kid muggin my girl from across the room. He makes a b-line to our table and asks my buddy, "whats her name" with that retarded accent. My friend says "you should go ask her" So he comes up and says "whats your name" so she tells him and then there was that awkward silence where we all didn't know what to say. He takes a swig of his beer with his goofed up hand grip. Almost like an underhand swig. Then walks away.

About 5 min later I go to the bathroom and caught him jacking off on the toliet.

We partied for a while and we we got ready to leave I went to the bathroom again. This time he waited for me to leave and came back to tell my girl that he thought she was beautiful.

Then on the way out he shook my hand and I could feel lotion on it still.

that wasn't lotion...

you are correct, i wonder what the laws are concerning serving impaired patrons at a bar??/

 

[GoldenDelicious]

that wasn't lotion...

you are correct, i wonder what the laws are concerning serving impaired patrons at a bar??/

most pubs have a sign that says "it is illegal to serve those who are impaired"?

in the US their ass would be on the floor of a courtroom lol