The retarded guy and my girl friend

[nimbus]

did he have a bigger wang than you?

 

[JayC9]

sometimes you want to go
where everybody knows your name
and they're always glad you came

 

[jnevin]

This thread should really keep going.

 

[habitualhealth]

Shoot I didn't even make fun of him because of the newness of my realtionship with the gf. You have to accomidate the slow folks in public don't you?

i thought you just got a divorce, no?


already with a new gf?


you pimp, you.

 

[heatherrae]

sometimes you want to go
where everybody knows your name
and they're always glad you came

OH SNAP that was FUNNY

 

[jh1]

This story is truely classic stuff....

 

[string_bean00]

This story is truely classic stuff....

Yep, I've reread it a few times. Sometimes I feel amusement, sometimes I feel anger...it's always different.

 

[tonyroma]

My best friend (not JH1 who dosen't even consider me a friend anymore cause my wife dosen't fuck dudes for coke)

lmao

 

[tonyroma]

My best friend (not JH1 who dosen't even consider me a friend anymore cause my wife dosen't fuck dudes for coke) had a birthday last week so I told him that we would go out for dinner and drinks the past Sat. night.

I bring the girlfriend along, we go with another couple and his wife to dinner. Had a o.k. dinner and decided to go to our favorite cheers type bar. Lil place in Florissant where we all grew up. There is a young retarted kid who I have seen in there before drinking like a fish. I don't understand why they give the retarted kid liquor or who may be f'd in the head enough to give the kid a ride up to the bar or let him out of sight to go to a bar.

Anyway we are drinking and I see the kid muggin my girl from across the room. He makes a b-line to our table and asks my buddy, "whats her name" with that retarded accent. My friend says "you should go ask her" So he comes up and says "whats your name" so she tells him and then there was that awkward silence where we all didn't know what to say. He takes a swig of his beer with his goofed up hand grip. Almost like an underhand swig. Then walks away.

About 5 min later I go to the bathroom and caught him jacking off on the toliet.

We partied for a while and we we got ready to leave I went to the bathroom again. This time he waited for me to leave and came back to tell my girl that he thought she was beautiful.

Then on the way out he shook my hand and I could feel lotion on it still.

i don't know what is funnier, the story, or how you explained it.....

lol @ - "muggin, underhand swig, fish lips"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

you were in the next stall tuggin ur weiner yourself while ur bullshittin.


you had someone else's peckergerms swirling ur hands. did u smell ur hand after you got in the car. and how did you wash ur hands in the car?

I got a bottle of that antibacterial stuff that you just rub on your hands and it goes away. Kinda like the stuff the gym has all around.